- Woman Who Abandoned Newborn Headed To Prison
- US full of Internet addicts: study
- Florida Crazy News: Man found trapped in hotel air-conditioning duct
- Mom convicted after belly ring nearly kills teen
- Stupid news: School bans kids from playing 'dangerous' game of 'tag' in schoolyard
- Social worker found dead-child missing-amber alert issued-UPDATED, couple arrested
- Man strangles then dismembers girlfriend; boils head, fries limbs. Mm-mm good.
- Death row cultist whines that he's too fat to be executed
- Five-pound snail grosses people out in New Orleans!
- Three more execs indicted in computer memory price-fixing scandal
- Boater Survives Stingray Attack in Florida
- Child Pornography Arrests
- Cancer-killing cold virus developed in South Korea
- UPDATE TO STORY POSTED BEFORE: Police: Girl Wasn't Molested By Man Dad Killed
- Two teens arrested in brutal bathroom attack w/a plumbing snake *graphic*
- More Crazy Florida News:Student dies after being stabbed at Fla. bus stop
- N.Y. woman driving naked kills pedestrian!!
- Inmate kills self 15 hours before execution date
- 200,000 years for all traces of Mankind to vanish from the Earth
- A Record Ozone Hole
- Who needs gun control, use textbooks as shields in school shootings
- Judge in California tosses charge against woman, says only for men
- Sex Offender Chooses Canada Over Jail
- Crazed parent pulls gun on kids' coach
- Enron's Skilling Sentenced To 24 Years, 4 Months
- Chinese university requiring golf lessons for business, law majors
- America in 2043: The population will be 400 million and 24% Hispanic
- Kenneth Lay alive? Why else would a judge clear his record, columnist asks.
- New report says sex always on men's minds
- Wanna save on Gas; then lose weight you big fatty!
- Partial victory for gay marriage in NJ!
- 3 year old stuck in vending machine
- OPEC to keep raping you at the pumps: 60$/barrel new minimum
- Canada Post workers refuse to deliver "anti-gay hate mail"
- Wife of Cowboys coach finds Rat in McDonalds Salad
- Teen Arrested For Raping Mother
- Backlash against 'safe playgrounds'
- Immigrant father on trial for genital cutting
- Mother, 3 children killed in Ohio house fire
- Save the Whales!! Whale pod faces being frozen in behind ice
- More crazy parents trying to raise 'perfect' kids
- School sends kids dressed as Captain Underpants home
- Violent St. Louis: Report finds St. Louis most dangerous U.S. city
- Man Says Tight Shoes Made Him Lose 3 Toes: Suit Filed Against Drug Mart
- Invisible poisonous skyfish fly all around us! (they're also known as rods)
- Website N-Word Outrage (N*ggaSpace.com)
- Latest Crazy Florida News: Teen accused of serial stolen bus driving
- Youthful man gets 508 years for sex assaults: MOM ACCUSED OF HELPING!!!
- "Crappy" Crazy Florida News: Miami Zoo hosts poop exhibit
- Police stun gun kills teen with Bible
- Dad uses 7-year-old son as designated driver
- "No" Means nothing once sex has started
- Man steals 5,000 pairs of shoes to savor the odor
- Court orders witch to refund for failed spell
- Truck spills 2 tons of pigs' heads
- Japanese eating champion Takeru Kobayashi defends hamburger-eating title in US
- Dutch woman dies next to own grave.
- Woman says she was unaware she was Pregnant until it was time to deliver
- Fat mice stayed healthy with lots of booze in their diet!
- Bodybuilder kicked out of gym for 'grunting' while lifting weights
- Man Offers Nappy Changing Service For A Dollar In Myers Store.
- World will run out of seafood by 2048
- Officer killed by man he saved 3 years ago
- Army recruiter tapes business card to Halloween candy
- Naked man arrested for concealed weapon.
- Halloween Hate Crime
- Scariest mugshot ever!
- Does white privilege still exist in America?
- Schools to fingerprint kids
- 12-year-old girl has liposuction
- Doctors Calling For Debate Over Disabled Baby Mercy Killings
- NBC 'Dateline" Sex Sting: Texas prosecutor kills himself !
- Couples go on Procreation Vacations
- AIDS fighting AIDS: scientists turn disease on itself
- Man jailed for stocking theft spree
- NYC pot dealers moving into home delivery
- Texas Justice: Judge Orders Man To Wear 'Sex Offender' T-Shirt
- Turkish man says he's the real Borat
- Doctor Photographed Nude Patients, Raped Man, Police Say
- Stem Cell cure for heart attacks?
- Emirates 'to debut mobile calls' (on airplanes).....
- Girl, 4 yrs old, is so depressed she needs therapy and drugs
- Elections impace on Walmart - Minimum wage hike would help customers, but Dems may ho
- Mental problems soared after Katrina
- Palestinians vow revenge at Gaza funeral for 18
- Houston landscapers refuse gay couple’s job
- Classes canceled after students' blackface party
- Firefighter served dog food gets $2.7M in suit
- Mexico City Recognizes Gay Civil Unions
- Massive Acetaminophen Recall
- Man shoots fireworks from ass, scorches colon
- New Zealand allows "text speak" in national exams: LOL
- Missouri jail uses pink teddy bear decor to calm inmates
- European Union warns of obesity crisis
- Extremely rare stamps used to mail absentee ballot
- Massachusetts judge settles food fight by ruling burrito is not sandwich
- George Washington statue beheaded in NYC
- U.S.: Fidel Castro's Health Deteriorating Rapidly
- Singaporean awarded dubious honor of world's fastest text message
- Driver charged with killing mom, 2 kids (give him the chair)
- Illinois woman accused in hit and run death (hell hath no fury....)
- FDA adds 'abnormal behavior' warning for Tamiflu label
- Come out, Come out wherever you are! (A secret life of lies never stays secret)
- Man pleads guilty in 4 kittens' burning deaths
- Jesus dolls rejected from Toys for Tots program
- Woman kicked off plane for breast-feeding baby
- More Vicious Than Rape (Horrible Congo Atrocities against women)
- New Study: Eating CHOCOLATE daily cuts heart attack risk!!!
- New 7 wonders attract widespread interest
- Bloodbath, Stabbed to death one by one
- Meteor Shower Expected 11/18 for North America & Western Europe
- Small Waves Hit Japan After Earthquake
- Most Americans believe smokers, obese should pay more health care costs
- Flying couple busted for ‘overt sexual activity’
- Justice Department seeks to revive the 1998 Child Online Protection Act..
- Polish exchange student gets fundie freak hosts
- British guidelines advise against care for babies born before 22 weeks
- "Get out of jail free" celebrity
- Gynecologist ordered to pay child support for unwanted baby
- Kidnapper accidentally shoots himself in testicle
- Canada arrests Russian spy
- UCLA student tasered twice by abusive campus cops
- Nevada town makes it illegal to fly a foreign nation's flag
- We have gun toting crazies in Australia too!
- Boil-water advisory issued for Vancouver, B.C. Canada
- PlayStation madness
- Gay penguin book worries parents
- Pentagon upgrades homosexuality from 'disorder' to 'defect'
- Dutch to ban wearing burqas
- Art and Free Speech: Museum lowers deep-fried U.S. flags
- California couple calls for orgasm for peace
- School bus plunges off bridge onto interstate
- Global Orgasm For World Peace - Yeah, baby!
- Bill O'Reilly: iPods a threat to America!
- African attitudes towards homosexuality
- Bill Clinton's neighbor shot
- Fraternity punished for racist Halloween party
- 18 yr old creates nuclear fusion in his mom's basement
- Idiot drunk Bush twins get pick-pocketed in Argentina
- Marine held in infant son's death
- U.N. says 39.5 million people have HIV
- U.S. to implement passport requirement
- Ethiopian zoo poisons rare lions to cut costs
- Police: Handcuffed man shoots self in back of head
- Drug bust gone wrong, 92 yr old woman killed
- Buddhist monk cuts off penis and renounces refix
- Hit and run: bitter sweet love story ends in tragedy
- Calgary to ban public fighting, spitting and urination
- PETA targets Alaskan church; pastor mystified
- Upside-down corpse found stuck behind bookcase
- Cops kill groom on wedding day
- How Americans are living dangerously
- Good news in Africa for a change
- Man on trial for putting feverish baby in freezer
- Cutting Back on Smoking Won't Cut Death Risk
- Mentally ill mother on trial
- Joke imitates life: baby + microwave = ew.
- New Paris skyscraper: what do you think?
- US military trains bomb sniffing honeybees. Seriously.
- Hounded by protesters and citing safety issues, Fur store is pulling out of Portland
- Cops pull crackhead from alligator's jaws
- Uluru (Ayres Rock) fights back
- Renowned Physicist Stephen Hawking: 'Humans must colonize other planets'
- Americans: 60's are the new middle age
- Wal-Mart's decline unsettles retail sector (boo freakin' hoo)
- Abortion drug may thwart breast cancer
- New rules compel U.S. firms to track all e-mails
- Birth control, not abstinence, credited with drop in teen pregnancy
- Women gets beat up by hairstylist; wouldnt put down cell phone
- Teen accused of killing with sword blames mom
- French doctors call partial face transplant a success one year on
- Pornaments for your Xmas tree
- Michigan law strips men of their rights...
- Police: Angry driver kills egg-throwing teen
- STD rates rising dramatically in geezers. Ewww.
- Breaking news! Cops eat donuts and are fat!
- Kids are watching too many Viagra™ commercials
- UFO falls from the sky - Siberia, Russia
- Suspect in PlayStation 3 robbery killed
- Classy Brits fly for 3 hours sitting next to a corpse
- On his block, a molester
- Boy arrested for opening Christmas present
- Possible crash involving a disk-shaped object is reported in Brazil
- Swedish cops kept record of beautiful women
- All the signs of pregnancy except one: A baby
- Man accused of faking retardation....for 20 yrs
- Woman kills husband over warm beer
- And in Hitler news: one of his race cars could sell for $12 million
- Two-month-old baby drunk on vodka
- Flatulence forces plane to land
- Missing CA father found dead in snowy Oregon
- NYC bans trans fats in restaurants
- Adoptive couple kept kids in a cage
- Famous Bigfoot footage stabilized with shocking results!
- Police beating victim, Rodney King, arrested In Pasadena Tuesday
- MASSIVE Bushfire in South East Australia
- Prostitute stabs customer who refuses to wear condom
- Couple Ordered: No Sex During Primetime
- Feds: Man planned to blow up Illinois mall
- Condoms too large for many Indian men
- 3 dead in Chicago skyscraper shooting
- Police Chief to polygamist leader: I love you and want to be your servant
- Rape victim has to prove she isn't dangerous
- Wrestling move or rape?
- UN downgrades man's impact on the climate
- EPA Leaded gas may return
- Soy products make you gay. No foolin'.
- Phelps church sued by family of dead marine
- New York City faces population strain by 2030
- First-of-its-kind stem cell surgery could save young boy!
- Botched 911 call could have saved South Carolina couple that drowned in their car
- 14 yr old 'mother' kills newborn by throwing him out the window
- Children In Limbo After Immigration Raids Across 6 States
- Assisted suicide advocate to be paroled in June
- Circumcision may cut risk of HIV
- Oil to stay at 60$/barrel, or more says OPEC
- Living in Southern California is getting worse and worse!
- Breast Cancer rates drop 'dramatically'! HOORAY!
- Hermaphroditic Deer w/7 Legs 'Tasty'
- Worlds Tallest Man saves 2 dolphins by pulling plastic out of their stomachs!
- Baby in stroller falls into river while mother takes a phone call
- The man with no pulse
- Two teen monsters torture, burn puppy alive
- Teen Expelled From School For Turning In Found Gun
- Vegetarians are smarter
- Nintendo recalls Wii controller straps
- Climate change has animals heading for hills
- Road rage suspect turns himself in
- Warning: Disturbing..... Babies killed to order
- Hero Police officer brothers save child who from frozen pond!
- Ohio woman charged with microwaving her baby to death!
- Killer elephant named after Osama Bin Laden killed
- Americans are taller, fatter and thirstier says new census
- Woman leaves child in her care in a cold car while she gets plastered at a bar!
- MICE ON A PLANE!!! Passengers fly into a panic over stowaway mice
- Man strangled to death by pet snake
- Man who looks like Santa kicked out of Disney World!
- Libya to execute HIV medics
- Woman beaten for not riding in back of bus
- Baby sent through airport X-Ray machine
- School tells wailing kids 'Santa doesn't exist'
- Furor in Italy over "Gay Nativity" in Parliament
- Obese passenger sues Air France for forcing him to pay for a second seat
- The False Confession: Why an innocent person will confess guilt
- Giant Railguns: The newest and cheapest way to get into space
- The Upcoming Fish Apocalypse: We've been eating first, and without forethought
- DNA damage causes aging, but your genes determine its rate
- Smoker dying of cancer whines about the no-smoking law
- School accuses 5 yr old of sexual harrassment
- 2 gay men assaulted for holding hands in Arizona