- Race a factor in kidnap case
- Man with bomb in his pants arrested
- Nationwide Allegations About Jiffy Lube turns up Frauds and Rip-offs!
- Siblings reunited 65 years later!
- Thailand TV Reports Coup In Country
- Texas county to offer weight-loss surgery to public servants
- The denial industry: oil firms fund climate change deniers.
- Big Brother is not only watching you - now he's barking orders too.
- Some people actually like the voices in their head!
- California, Oregon, Washington Partner To Protect Ocean
- Successful penis transplant removed because of psychological problems
- Joke beer celebrates decade in business
- Bill Maher not allowed 'free speech' on CBS
- Big Brother not only watching you, he's shouting at you, too.
- Breast Implants Used To I.D. Murdered Woman
- 20 men accused of raping 11-yr old HIV infected girl
- Womans death ruled homicide after sitting 2 hours in waiting room
- Polar bears drown; previously unknown islands appear in arctic thaw
- Nancy Grace refuses to take any responsibility for suicide
- Canadian bites US border guard
- Charges Dropped in 'Penis Pump" Case
- Austrians Urged to count dog turds!!!!
- Police Use Mace On Girls During School Fight
- Guilty plea in microwaved fake penis case...
- Marianne Faithfull Has Breast Cancer
- Macy's moves into Oregon! (and other states all across the country)
- Mom Jailed Because Of Son's Rotten Teeth
- Child Forced To Clean Up Feces
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger says women too easy these days.
- Son burns mother to death
- Former Gov. Ann Richards Dies
- Mother of missing boy commits suicide (after Nancy Grace interview)
- Police Discover 65 Bodies Across Iraq
- 4 dead, 16 injured in shooting at Montreal college
- Mom rewards son with pot for doing homework.
- Govt. report: There is no Gulf War syndrome
- boy resurrected or misdiagnosed?
- Time Traveler Busted
- Stingrays being killed to avenge crocodile hunter?
- Junkfood, TV, Internet all 'poisoning' childhood...?
- Gunmen attack U.S. Embassy in Damascus
- New World Trade Center Buildings (1,2,3,4)
- Birth Mother Sues To Have Visitation With Brain Damaged Daughter
- Medicare Costs to Increase for Wealthier Beneficiaries
- Florida Fish Kills Diver
- Longevity in the US: 8 Americas
- Spain bans skinny models from fashion show
- Retailers peddle padded bras for six year olds
- Actually, the world is pretty messed up: man steals phone off suicide victim
- It's not all bad news: jilted bride turns wedding into benefit
- Saddam had no link to al-Qaeda -- Senate report
- Dutch priest threatens Madonna with bomb
- Police: Nurse, 51 years old, kills intruder with bare hands
- Wal-mart gets the beatdown by an Oregon town!
- That reporter who got the beatdown
- Baby boomers doing more drugs than thier kids?
- ANOTHER Aussie Icon Killed
- Ritalin anyone? Parents seeking ADHD meds to boost kids' grades
- Girl banned from school bus because she's not baptised
- You can't make this stuff up: Ore. woman shoots husband after he shot her chicken!
- Hypocrite of the week: Karl Rove and his big gay stepdad
- Succession crisis has been averted; Japan’s Princess Kiko has a boy
- Coach decks kid on opposing team
- Uk hospital introduces birka-style hospital gowns for patients
- 100 year old Briton keeps working to avoid boredome
- Men jailed for stealing food from trash.
- Vigilante mob beats wrong man to death.
- Brooke Astor's abusive son's salary gets cut
- Alabama's New Sex Offender Law
- Feeling suicidal? Keep it quiet or you'll be kicked out of school.
- Racist cop reinstated to the force.
- Bizarre: Picture of bound kid turns up on mom's doorstep 24 years after abduction
- Man Lives to 112 years despite junk food diet
- Ohio Makes It Possible For Anyone To Be A Sex Offender
- School hands out home drugs testing kits to parents.
- Strippers take it off for schools
- Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water like Jebus
- 20-Inch Boy May Be World's Smallest
- Marysville Ohio man sentenced for molesting girl in 4-H program
- Marysville Ohio couple charged with beating and burning adopted children
- Albuquerue Man used Yard as a bathroom! (#2 style)
- Researcher Has Breakthrough In AIDS Vaccine
- Previously stolen 'Scream' masterpiece found!!!!
- Who's ready for faith based, Jebus medicine
- President Bush assassinated! *
- This essay will help your kid get ahead.
- Whoops! Swedish state television mistakenly shows porn during news.
- Lawyer kills neighbor after child abuse allegations
- The honeymoon is over already: Groom arrested twice on wedding day
- Bad news for Michael Jackson: skin bleaching creams to be limited
- Most wanted polygamist caught
- More retard news from Oregon: teen jailed for making 22 calls to 911
- Michigan Robbery 'Blown'
- Gas prices falling...
- Thomas Kinkade Being Investigated
- Mom and dad in Iraq? Replace them with cardboard cutouts.
- Citizen forced to change "offensive" anti-war shirt at airport
- Hugging Swiss cows can kill you.
- Money Magazine City Rankings
- Canadian University controversy: They mock Bush to attract students
- Americans without health benefits: A record for 2005
- Florida poll worker fired for simply voicing her opinion while casting vote
- Naked Tickler Still On The Loose In Florida
- We're fat and getting fatter!
- Hitler and Stalin were posessed by Satan, cuz the Vatican says so
- Clown dies in freak exploding balloon accident
- Woman crashes when teaching dog to drive
- Saddam Hussein forced to watch himself in the South Park movie :P
- Yet Another Ohio Child Horror Story
- US Economy: Bad News
- Canadian university mocks Bush in recruitment campaign
- 128 students suspended for violating dress code.
- 12 year old biracial boy kicked out of church
- Woman Kicked out of Mall for Outfit
- Hurricane Ernesto?
- More bad Ohio News!
- Penis pump or bomb?
- More idiocy: making playgrounds really, REALLY safe.
- Accidental mother finds no joy in being a parent
- Accidental mother finds no joy in being a parent
- Accidental mother finds no joy in being a parent
- Congratulations Milwaukee! You're America's 'Drunkest' City!
- Pluto Gets The Boot
- Gay marriage goes forward in South Africa
- Boy meows at granny; granny calls cops
- Black kids told to give up bus seats to white kids
- FDA: Morning After Pill OK For 18 And Older (say "HELLO" to more teen pregnancies!!)
- What constitutes a national news story?
- Kids can report suspected sex offenders to the police on MSN Messenger with one click
- Kidnapped girl free after eight-years of captivity
- Hitler themed restaurant opens in Mumbai; Jews ticked off
- Aztecs butchered and ate Spanish invaders
- Fraud alert! Religious Right tricking people into signing anti-gay petitions
- Muslims thrown off plane after fearful passenger mutiny
- 29-year-old virgin looking to lose her cherry before age 30
- Psycho killer Raccoons murder pets and terrorize town
- Sick Internet Trend - Half Naked Kids
- 'Armor of God' kids PJ's keep them safe from Satan
- Ohio Pervs Force Park To Close.
- Americans not taking enough holidays
- Man falls into vat of chocolate
- Juarez serial killer suspect arrested
- Woman claws her way to world record
- Al Sharpton says 'gangsterism' hurts blacks: blames Hollywood, media, anybody else
- Woman cuddles dead pig for 4 hours; calls it art
- OMG! Ohio man addicted to drinking little boy's urine!
- Man with 10 year erection wins $400 000
- Infants becoming overweight as well
- Australia was formed by 3 continents that collided
- Bomb Residue Liquid Found At Airport....
- Woman pees on floor of airplane
- Judge rules warrantless wiretapping unconstitutional; orders program stopped!!
- Anti Gay Cincinnati Group Gives Up Bid To Put Gay Rights Issue On Ballot
- Former Walmart Worker Charge in Bomb Threats
- Ohio Teens To Serve Time-After Football!
- Speeding Hill-Jumping Ohio Teen Sentenced for crashing into house, killing dog.
- Mutant hybrid 'Rottweiler killer' found dead in Maine
- R.I.P Elvis
- Fat Ohio Chicks Rob Man
- Current events dwarfed by pop culture...
- British Airways loses 10,000 bags
- Judge: Katrina storm surge not covered
- Mystery 9/11 rescuer finally steps forward!
- Someone actually tries to eat a baby
- Fatty flips out, runs over people for cutting in line at McDonalds
- Too Many Fatties
- Online Orangutan Dating!
- Woman Gives Birth In Partially Submerged Car Wreck
- Moreno Valley security guard found shot to death
- Man reaches through window, touches sleeping woman
- Women's sex drive plummets after finding secure mate
- 13 year old cadet dies at "Christian boot camp"
- Driver Gets 70 Speeding Tickets in 5 Months
- Couple strapped for cash are asking businesses for free stuff for their wedding
- A return to the scary past: Prisoners to be used in drug trials?
- Robotic carts coming to a grocery store near you
- Nobel prize winner Guenter Grass admits to having served for Nazi Germany
- Los Angeles: Our Money is Worth More than Chicago's
- Best Son in the world: Teen arrested after mom found in freezer
- Corporate suits take a leave of absence as dress codes become more relaxed.
- Mom sells daughter to boyfriend in order to keep him
- Attack Squirrel Killed
- Air fresheners destroy your lungs and kill you
- Guard dog's teddy bear rampage destroys Elvis bear
- Bad spelling/grammar alienates employers (assuming they can spell)
- UK teens almost totally ignorant of condom use
- Minister and his wife busted for buying and watching child porn!!!
- Plot to blow up flights from UK to US found - terror threat 'critical'
- Biological dad fighting to get back adopted son
- Court rules against man in child-porn at work case
- US tourist runs naked, bites people while high on shrooms in Swiss town
- "Dead Zone" Reappears Off the Oregon Coast (spoooky!)
- Katrina traumatised photographer begs cops to shoot him
- Eewwwwww: Bedbugs make a comeback in the US
- Next Al-Quaida crew in town?
- Reuters has "zero tolerance" for rogue journalists
- Overdue group of deaf and mute teens found safe in woods
- More Idiot news from Oregon: Man causes car crash and power outage by retrieving a CD
- Lawyer too drunk to defend client in court
- Homosexuals are apparently unfit sperm donors
- Death Penalty May Become Obsolete Soon
- Teen caught speeding 129 mph claims he was 'looking for wallet'
- Nine Die While Fleeing Arizona Border Patrol
- Doctored News
- Texas school district bans cleavage
- Girl Scouts get bitten by vampire bats at 'camp rabies'
- 'Anger bar' lets patrons beat up staff
- Oregon family owes thousands of dollars after illegally downloading songs
- 15 States Expand Right to Shoot in Self-Defense
- Fetus dies as result of domestic dispute, boyfriend charged with manslaughter!
- Woman sits on glue covered public toilet seat-gets stuck and burned!
- Man goes to court-for growing sunflowers!
- Katrina-affected poor to get screwed again!
- The USA: Lonely Nation
- Panty thief in Oregon faces 11+ years in jail
- Generous Slot Machine Gives Away Cash!!!
- California Teacher Molests over 100 Students
- Japan produces electricity with train station ticket gates!
- Man Accused Of Raping, Impregnating 12-Year-Old Relative
- Man Accused Of Raping Toddler, Attacked In Jail
- Can't Afford Designer Handbags? Try A Rental
- Breast Feeding Magazine Cover Offends People
- 14-foot swordfish leaps across boat, impales sport fisherman
- Beautiful people have more daughters. Yet another useless study.
- Pedophile claims molesting disabled boys is a religious civil right
- Woman pours boiling oil on her husband.
- Bush calls Sam Donaldson a 'has-been.'
- Mother sentenced for cutting son's tongue
- FLA. man sentenced for having 13 yr old sex slave
- Indian doctors offering to amputate limbs of beggars to increase their earning power
- Girl Scout leader charged with stealing cookie money.
- "Hungry Ghost" month deals double blow to Asian business
- Hurricane for Florida/Gulf Coast?
- Journalist Jailed For Not Turning Over Footage
- 1 gulp of seawater can contain 20,000 types of bacteria
- WTF? "Aborted" fetus to be flown over Cleveland
- Proposal would allow Plan B sale to women over 18 without prescription
- Muscular Dystrophy reversed in lab mice
- Mother who says parenting 'bores her rigid' angers alot, ALOT of people.
- Children's Train Derails At Petting Zoo
- Senator's 81 yr old dad caught having sex in car
- Exxon/Mobil profit tops $10 billion
- Cindy Sheehan bought land in Crawford,TX
- Michael Jordan's ex-mistress loses case against him
- Cancer caused by education? 7/27/06
- Nazi Holocaust archives to be released
- Andrea Yates: Not guilty by reason of insanity
- Sir Ian McKellan made honorary Lt. Colonel in Georgia National Guard
- Controversy over photographer who steals lollipops away from toddlers to elicit tears
- Polly Klass Killer