- Jesus dolls rejected from Toys for Tots program
- Man pleads guilty in 4 kittens' burning deaths
- Come out, Come out wherever you are! (A secret life of lies never stays secret)
- FDA adds 'abnormal behavior' warning for Tamiflu label
- Illinois woman accused in hit and run death (hell hath no fury....)
- Driver charged with killing mom, 2 kids (give him the chair)
- Singaporean awarded dubious honor of world's fastest text message
- U.S.: Fidel Castro's Health Deteriorating Rapidly
- George Washington statue beheaded in NYC
- Massachusetts judge settles food fight by ruling burrito is not sandwich
- Extremely rare stamps used to mail absentee ballot
- European Union warns of obesity crisis
- Missouri jail uses pink teddy bear decor to calm inmates
- New Zealand allows "text speak" in national exams: LOL
- Man shoots fireworks from ass, scorches colon
- Massive Acetaminophen Recall
- Mexico City Recognizes Gay Civil Unions
- Firefighter served dog food gets $2.7M in suit
- Classes canceled after students' blackface party
- Houston landscapers refuse gay couple’s job
- Palestinians vow revenge at Gaza funeral for 18
- Mental problems soared after Katrina
- Elections impace on Walmart - Minimum wage hike would help customers, but Dems may ho
- Girl, 4 yrs old, is so depressed she needs therapy and drugs
- Emirates 'to debut mobile calls' (on airplanes).....
- Stem Cell cure for heart attacks?
- Doctor Photographed Nude Patients, Raped Man, Police Say
- Turkish man says he's the real Borat
- Texas Justice: Judge Orders Man To Wear 'Sex Offender' T-Shirt
- NYC pot dealers moving into home delivery
- Man jailed for stocking theft spree
- AIDS fighting AIDS: scientists turn disease on itself
- Couples go on Procreation Vacations
- NBC 'Dateline" Sex Sting: Texas prosecutor kills himself !
- Doctors Calling For Debate Over Disabled Baby Mercy Killings
- 12-year-old girl has liposuction
- Schools to fingerprint kids
- Does white privilege still exist in America?
- Scariest mugshot ever!
- Halloween Hate Crime
- Naked man arrested for concealed weapon.
- Army recruiter tapes business card to Halloween candy
- Officer killed by man he saved 3 years ago
- World will run out of seafood by 2048
- Man Offers Nappy Changing Service For A Dollar In Myers Store.
- Bodybuilder kicked out of gym for 'grunting' while lifting weights
- Fat mice stayed healthy with lots of booze in their diet!
- Woman says she was unaware she was Pregnant until it was time to deliver
- Dutch woman dies next to own grave.
- Japanese eating champion Takeru Kobayashi defends hamburger-eating title in US
- Truck spills 2 tons of pigs' heads
- Court orders witch to refund for failed spell
- Man steals 5,000 pairs of shoes to savor the odor
- "No" Means nothing once sex has started
- Dad uses 7-year-old son as designated driver
- Police stun gun kills teen with Bible
- "Crappy" Crazy Florida News: Miami Zoo hosts poop exhibit
- Youthful man gets 508 years for sex assaults: MOM ACCUSED OF HELPING!!!
- Latest Crazy Florida News: Teen accused of serial stolen bus driving
- Website N-Word Outrage (N*ggaSpace.com)
- Invisible poisonous skyfish fly all around us! (they're also known as rods)
- Man Says Tight Shoes Made Him Lose 3 Toes: Suit Filed Against Drug Mart
- Violent St. Louis: Report finds St. Louis most dangerous U.S. city
- School sends kids dressed as Captain Underpants home
- More crazy parents trying to raise 'perfect' kids
- Save the Whales!! Whale pod faces being frozen in behind ice
- Mother, 3 children killed in Ohio house fire
- Immigrant father on trial for genital cutting
- Backlash against 'safe playgrounds'
- Teen Arrested For Raping Mother
- Wife of Cowboys coach finds Rat in McDonalds Salad
- Canada Post workers refuse to deliver "anti-gay hate mail"
- OPEC to keep raping you at the pumps: 60$/barrel new minimum
- 3 year old stuck in vending machine
- Partial victory for gay marriage in NJ!
- Wanna save on Gas; then lose weight you big fatty!
- New report says sex always on men's minds
- Kenneth Lay alive? Why else would a judge clear his record, columnist asks.
- America in 2043: The population will be 400 million and 24% Hispanic
- Chinese university requiring golf lessons for business, law majors
- Enron's Skilling Sentenced To 24 Years, 4 Months
- Crazed parent pulls gun on kids' coach
- Sex Offender Chooses Canada Over Jail
- Judge in California tosses charge against woman, says only for men
- Who needs gun control, use textbooks as shields in school shootings
- A Record Ozone Hole
- 200,000 years for all traces of Mankind to vanish from the Earth
- Inmate kills self 15 hours before execution date
- N.Y. woman driving naked kills pedestrian!!
- More Crazy Florida News:Student dies after being stabbed at Fla. bus stop
- Two teens arrested in brutal bathroom attack w/a plumbing snake *graphic*
- UPDATE TO STORY POSTED BEFORE: Police: Girl Wasn't Molested By Man Dad Killed
- Cancer-killing cold virus developed in South Korea
- Child Pornography Arrests
- Boater Survives Stingray Attack in Florida
- Three more execs indicted in computer memory price-fixing scandal
- Five-pound snail grosses people out in New Orleans!
- Death row cultist whines that he's too fat to be executed
- Man strangles then dismembers girlfriend; boils head, fries limbs. Mm-mm good.
- Social worker found dead-child missing-amber alert issued-UPDATED, couple arrested
- Stupid news: School bans kids from playing 'dangerous' game of 'tag' in schoolyard
- Mom convicted after belly ring nearly kills teen
- Florida Crazy News: Man found trapped in hotel air-conditioning duct
- US full of Internet addicts: study
- Woman Who Abandoned Newborn Headed To Prison
- Scientists create new element
- U.S. population now 300 million and growing
- 4yr Old Driving Car That Killed 6 People
- GAO report lifts lid on credit card industry
- Urge to shop a common, risky addiction
- Grandma sues USPS over fruitcakes
- Police dog falls from window, catches suspect
- Why Isn't the Atmosphere Warming Like the Earth's Surface?
- LSD helps alcoholics put down the botttle
- Anti-Bush bumper sticker nets woman a ticket in Georgia
- For all you Titanic fanatics; new evidence uncovered about why it went down so fast
- Scott Peterson gets beaten up!!!!
- Nicole Kidman goes to Kosovo on UN tour
- Troops Battle 10 Foot High Marijuana Plants in Afghanistan
- Strong earthquake hits Hawaii
- Principal quits after shooting two kittens
- AIDS activist Jeff Getty dead at 49
- NY Woman in 2nd Bizarre Accident
- Apple store in NYC offends Muslims by being cube shaped *eyeroll*
- Woman forced to carry dead fetus for a week
- Nurse almost killed by crazy wild pig
- Beefcake calendar helps wounded veterans
- Wal-Mart ordered to pay $78 million to workers
- Grisly myspace page gets cop suspended.
- Mrs. McBride has six husbands simultaneously.
- Florida man charged with keeping 9-yr-old son locked up for three years.
- 2 Adults, 2 kids found shot on Florida roadside? Enough for FL to retain crazy title
- Birds And Bees Bay Be Gay
- Unfinished final article from assasinated Russian journalist Anna Politkovskaya
- Suicide bomber vs. homicide bomber
- Microcredit pioneers win Nobel Peace Prize.
- Oslo museum opens world's first gay animal exhibition
- Giant pot plants confound Canadian troops
- Katrina Victims still unclaimed
- Second person in plane identified
- Cindy Sheehan a Peace Prize finalist?
- Latest theory on the Cory Lidle plane crash--suicide?
- Lock up the kids: Mickey,Minnie and Goofy in Disney 'orgy' video
- Top 20 'whitest' and 'blackest' names
- Kickball making a comeback
- Twin boys smothered; mother in custody
- Cat cloning company closes its doors
- Forty years later, Black Panthers look back and remember
- City Prosecutor caught on film naked in his offices.
- Small planes crashes into residential building in Manhatten
- Jury awards $11.3M over defamatory Internet posts
- United States population to officially hit 300 million this week
- Extremist nutjob says 'Nuke the US!"
- Judge lets child porn defendent walk free.
- 'Runaway Bride' bitch sues ex fiance for half a mil
- A History of Sex With Students, Unchallenged Over the Years
- Serviceman Learns Of Wife's Slaying By E-mail
- Man uses his kids to help with burglary
- Mom accused of swinging baby as a weapon
- 13-year-old boy fires AK-47 in school
- What will they think of next: Docs advise more free play for kids
- Parents try to unadopt child
- Super cool Grandparent: 80 yr old paroled on crack charges
- Child abuse news: New parents name their kid ESPN
- Time Magazine reporting Fidel Castro has cancer
- October is Gay History Month!
- No South Carolina School Districts Meet Federal Standards
- HypoAllergenic Cats On Sale Next Year!
- Wal-Marts not wanted in Urban Areas
- Coke fueled death orgy claims victim #2 for Count Von Bismarck!
- New Coke drink could burn calories!
- Jerking off + Ramadan = bad Muslim!
- Study says Daily Show as substantive as "real news"
- Police hunting for breast implant thieves
- War plans: Congress OKs $20 mil for victory parties
- Pregnant teens smoking to avoid pain of childbirth
- Retard news: Georgia woman wants 'evil' Harry Potter banned
- Amish talk forgiveness of school shooter.
- Equal pay defeat for European women who take maternity leave
- Here’s one way to stop a wedding
- Life term for ex-nurse in patient killings(10)!!!
- Pa. school shooter said he’d molested relatives
- Ms. magazine names women who had abortions
- French smokers say "Sacré Bleu!" to new smoking laws
- Dow Jones Industrial Average sets all-time high
- Implants as Airbags Save Woman
- Walmart to cap wages, add more part time workers.
- Shunned HIV victims seek infected spouses
- Yet another idiot alert: teacher fired because kids saw 'nude art' on museum visit
- Another School Shooting - One Room Amish School in PA
- Study: Kids who slept through fire alarm tone awoke to mom's voice
- The Forever Family
- Waiting for Brian
- Inmates 'brand' Child Molestor
- Gay Institution Calls HIV A 'Gay Disease'
- US fast-food chains sued over carcinogenic
- Earth's temperature nears million-year high
- Student texted dad ‘I love U guys’ before slaying
- Principal gunned down! Wisconsin School Attack
- Man forced off plane by fellow passengers. Wanna guess why?
- Gay couple rebuked for kissing on a plane
- Finally! Baby wigs!
- Most uninsured kids live with working parents.
- Kangaroo boxing
- Steve Irwin Memorial - Get your DVD Now!
- Idiot comment gets passenger detained.
- Jogger Attacked By Pit Bulls
- Idiot alert: Students suspended for dressing alike.
- 3-year-old discovered drunk
- Skinny models defend skinny models: go back to your office, fattie.
- Five year-old-girl dies after getting dental treatment
- Youths' Art To Appear On Condom Packages
- Fake breasts subject to "further inspection" at airports!
- Megavolcanos - scary stuff!
- Does college/uni make you dumber?
- Corporate criminals Ebbers, Fastow, pay stiff sentences
- Fowl Play on Airplane
- Teddy Bear murders 2,500
- Dating Service? Try a Break-Up service!
- Man arrested and charged with dragging death
- U.S. excited (and suspicious) about gas prices
- Mouseprint: web Site 'outs' Fine Print
- Hitler Art Auction Set.
- PETArds strike again: save the cockroaches!
- A Rich White Family takes an interest
- Glamour magazine advertises for 'photogenic war widows'.
- Samaritans unwittingly assist in car theft
- Rare Woodpecker Sends a Town Running for Its Chain Saws
- Mandatory School Strip Searches???
- Another Missouri woman accused of killing woman and her fetus
- Teacher "accidentally" uses 'Group Sex' font
- Is Bin Laden dead??? Ill??? Perhaps...
- Why going commando could kill you...
- Stop the presses! Prince Charles lives an incredibly pampered life!
- Town proposes all residents be REQUIRED to have firearm in home
- Woman Gets 4 Years For Cutting Off Infant Son's Ear
- More TV's than people in average American home.
- AIDS testing recommended for most Americans
- Wal-Mart cutting generic drug prices in Florida
- Neanderthals' 'last rock refuge'
- Man jailed for beheading girlfriend's kitten
- Colorado: Police Try to Identify Dragging Victim
- Human Stem Cells Are Found to Help Rats’ Vision
- Girls lured into school, attacked..of course Ohio!
- California sues carmakers over greenhouse gases
- Gas could DROP another .25 cents a gallon!
- 3.3 million-year-old remains of toddler found!
- Music lessons said to help children's memories
- Man bites panda in Beijing zoo as retribution
- Oil price pullback steepest in 15 years