- Spanish police seize 42-piece dinner set... made entirely of cocaine
- Heathrow pilot caught drunk at 9am about to fly to America is spared jail
- Police give ASBO (Anti-social behaviour order) warning to two-year-old
- Rhode Island strip club to host job fair
- CIA crawling with sex creeps
- Missing Lancaster, California girl's body is found as mother's story unravels
- Down but not out: from Hedge Funds to pizza delivery
- World's deadliest spider found in Tulsa store
- Report: Troubled students forced to fight in cage
- Incest beast, Josef Fritzl sentenced to life in a psychiatric hospital
- Arsonist who killed 5 firefighters gets death penalty from jury
- Woman gives birth on plane, leaves baby in bin
- Aging Charles Manson captured in prison photo
- Woman paralyzed in crash gets $45 million
- Aroused elephant tops list of bizarre holiday grievances
- Dramatic blaze engulfing Cape Town's Table Mountain
- Surfer finds huge bags of pot on Southern California beach
- Swearing parrot leaves mother dismayed
- Mother left 'complaining' daughters at home and fled to Spain
- Innocent man freed after being in jail for 30 years
- Teens capture images of space with £56 camera and balloon
- Chinese made drywall will DESTROY YOUR HOME, booga booga!
- Caylee Anthony's uncle is NOT her daddy!
- New England pastor houses child killer, riles town
- Jurors' online Facebook posts concern trial lawyers
- Chimp attack victim's family sues chimp owner for $50 million
- Hybrid car sales go from 60 to 0 at breakneck speed
- Australian authorities want to cull kangaroos
- Hooker ring in Houston busted
- Art student gives herself three months to find husband as part of university project
- Denmark pays compensation to night shift women with cancer
- Couple whose two sons were killed by drink-driver are barred from adoption
- Josef Fritzl cellar trial begins
- Primary school inspects children's lunchboxes for unhealthy food
- Man resigns from job by handing in notice on cake
- Winners of 2009 Bloggies (includes LOLCats)
- Lesbian attacks wife with turkey baster full of her brother's sperm. Yes.
- Man mistakes woman for a monkey, shoots her
- Inmate murdered after being put in cell with person he testified against
- Man kills 4 at gathering in Miami, then kills self
- Sea level rise seen accelerating
- Apple iPod touch sets child's pants on fire; parents sue
- Mum bathes baby in breast milk
- Woman can't stop making wolf-like howls
- Woman finds hungry calico cat hiding in $27 couch
- Man stabs to death teenage boy trying to burgle his house
- Black cab driver John Worboys found guilty of rape, may have attacked over 100
- Romeo and Juliet's balcony opens for weddings
- Boy survives being impaled on metal pole *graphic pic*
- So which cousin do we save? Family's agonising choice as pair hit by same cancer
- Man attempts to rob Tae Kwon Do studio
- Washington man caught in carpool lane with unbuckled dummy
- Baby sitters accused of taping sex with children
- Anyone follow the "Baby P" story?
- Police: Woman drugs boss's coffee so he'll 'chill'
- Woman drives into a river thinking it's a puddle!
- 10 children drank windshield wiper fluid at Ark. daycare
- Man dressed like The Joker slain by police in park
- Boy, 4, to pre-school classmate: 'That's my brother's weed'
- New York funeral director offers free funeral in exchange for DIY work
- Baby born with two penises in Russia
- South Africa: 'corrective' rape for lesbians, perhaps with murder as a side dish
- Moment of tooth: diver kills shark after 2-hr. battle
- Pathologist lied. Woman spent 14 years in jail, lost custody of kids.
- Bernie Madoff pleads guilty, is perp-walked away
- Judge releases homicide suspect back to his Mom's house
- 3 execs, 81 cars missing from Nebraska dealership
- Tard hurls himself over Niagara Falls and survives
- Texas mother tried to transport $1M worth of cocaine across border.. with kids in car
- 5 human heads discovered in ice chests in central Mexico
- Gunman massacres 15 in 2 towns near Stuttgart, Germany
- World's ugliest love triangle: Vicious duel over Pena, 75
- Husband burns his wife's lingerie
- Family wants half-brother of dead girl charged with manslaughter
- Arrests as Muslim demo targets UK soldiers
- Mother jailed for crushing baby
- Ten die in Alabama shooting spree
- Rapist asks for death, fears rape in prison
- The boy, 7, who doesn't let a double amputation hold him back
- Saudi Arabia sentences widow, 75, to 40 lashes
- Friends hope teen's death warns others against 'sexting'
- Farting interrupts city council meeting-in Ohio
- Woman injured in sex toy mishap
- Man who allegedly killed two teens ten years ago, walks away a free man
- Teenage Gypsy girls glam up for annual bride sale
- Autistic girl shut in a tiny room for being naughty at school
- Employment decline now worse than in 1981-82 recession
- Outside buyers drawn to Detroit's foreclosed homes
- Will the bible get you laid?
- One layoff leads to another
- Bread lines seen in California
- Antibiotics fed to livestock end up in crops
- Call girl claims Eliot Spitzer choked her during sex
- Police: Illinois pastor deflected gunshot with Bible
- Girl of 10 eats food for the first time
- Two Utah teachers accused of having sex with same student
- 11-year-old £8,000 richer after selling McDonald's Happy Meal toy collection
- Ball bearings blown into bum
- The children who think that Auschwitz is a brand of beer
- How much does it cost to run a teenager today? Is it worth it? Why does it hurt tv?
- California book keeper embezzles 10 mill
- CDC trying to save recess
- Can Web site offer homeless man hope?
- Gym club banned from holding classes at girls school after Muslim parents complain
- Ohio school gets 700 applicants for janitorial job
- Penis contraption 'extends manhood by a third'
- Dora the Sexplorer?
- Boy beats school bus driver in Michigan
- Amazing photos of suspects and their identifying marks
- Pancake winner dies in all-you-can-eat contest
- CCTV simulated-sex pair sentenced
- 911 lessons helped 4-year-old save mom
- Jailed: The mother whose baby died alone in a house blaze
- Indian parents use Internetz for matchmaking
- Petting-zoo slasher held in brutal break-in
- Family dog kills 2 week-old baby girl
- Man's miracle escape as he is run over by truck AND train in freak collision
- Father trips over toy and crushes baby
- French boy stabs sister over Nintendo DS
- Boy proves guns safe by shooting self in foot
- Woman 'bit off' partner's tongue
- Mother murdered ex she suspected of child sex abuse
- Fiancée swallows engagement ring after boyfriend hid it in milkshake
- Uninvited guest wildly disrupts funeral by dancing, waving wand, throwing flowers
- Haleigh Cummings a part of America’s growing problem?
- Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe 'fit to be freed from Broadmoor'
- Grisly details surrounding Canadian greyhound bus beheading released.. blehhh..
- Woman calls 911 after McDonalds runs out of McNuggets
- Shovel rage: Brothers accused of attacking dad
- "Designer Baby" clinic opens in Los Angeles, CA
- Foster child raped tot, 2
- Police: Boy, 13, planned brother's killing
- Cops: Bus driver didn't stop student abuse
- Man smokes cat inside bong to "calm" it. Fucker.
- Mom to take her kids to the army base with her. Kinda stupid?
- Woman with two wombs delivers a twin daughter from each
- Beauty queen almost 'tanned herself to death because of sunbed addiction'
- Harry Potter fantard keeps vigil for movie role
- Washington mother gets 3 months for attacking sex felon
- The girl with 13 celebrity autographs tattooed on her body
- Iran angered over films 'The Wrestler' and '300'
- TEENAGER faces kidnapping charge after incident at Lee’s Summit Wal-Mart
- Court upholds anonymity on the internetz
- Radio commentator Paul Harvey dead at age 90
- Woman arrested for breastfeeding while driving...oh, and yapping on her cell too
- Raped girl, 9, wants to abort twins
- First US face transplant patient leaves hospital
- Video shows King County deputy kicking teen girl
- Toilet paper does more environmental damage than all the Hummers on the planet
- Whoever's dumping placentas in the sewer system needs to stop
- Outrage: A convicted rapist and murderer set TO GO FREE
- Wal Mart employee sets himself on fire, other employees watch enviously
- Prosecutor certain convict abused more than three corpses (necrophiliac alert!!)
- Balls replace chairs in Fort Collins classroom
- Office has its own helter-skelter
- Man dies after Viagra-fuelled 12-hour orgy
- Child "Slumdog" actor beaten by father for refusing to leave shack
- Mother trades in children for $175 and a cockatoo
- Mother jailed for failing to send daughter to school 100 yards from home
- Disabled woman given mermaid tail to help her swim
- Best all around car brands: Consumer Reports
- In the wheat fields of Kenya, a budding epidemic
- Body rots in hearse, Alabama funeral director charged
- Dying 9-year-old Texas girl has dream wedding
- Negrohead Mountain to be renamed after former slave
- Man pisses himself during stop for suspected DUI
- Girl, 3, raised by dogs in her home after her alcoholic mother neglected her
- Turkish plane crash in Amsterdam
- Bus driver takes out-of-control passengers to police station for dressing down
- Octuplet mum offered porn contract
- Australian incest story
- Facebook gives kids autism and/or ADH... ooh, a new status comment!
- Father stabs son for wearing hat in church
- Tory leader David Cameron's son dies
- Some colleges offering degrees in 3 years
- 'Degrading' lyrics linked to teen sex
- Los Angeles sheriff could free 4,000 inmates due to budget
- Grandmother is 'most married woman' after tying the knot 23 times
- Another female teacher molesting a male student
- Painting by Henri Matisse sells for a record £28.4 million
- Parents demand disabled children's TV presenter is axed
- Land of twins? (not Hollywood)
- Demand for GED classes increase with job losses
- Burn victim makes miraculous recovery and loses his freckles
- The uh, FATHER of the Octuplets speaks... or, sperm donor, whatever.
- Aspiring male model left suicide note on Facebook
- Bouncers beat bar patron unconscious for not using a coaster
- Boy killed anally when office chair explodes. Everyone post standing up now.
- Girl, 2, drowned in her buggy after father let go to kiss mistress
- Boy, 5, bounces off washing line after he falls head first from bedroom window
- Girl, 15, gives birth to twins fathered by her classmate
- Reports: Arrest close in Chandra Levy slaying
- Man defends self, kills attacker. Father of attacker wants "somebody to pay". Snort
- George Mason University elects drag queen as Homecoming Queen
- More fast-food in neighborhood = more strokes
- Hamptons half-price sale
- Extinct bird found, photographed & then eaten
- Cruel monster sets puppy, girfriend on fire in domestic dispute, faces arson charges
- Children's education being shortchanged by over testing
- Amid the grieving, a rare act of sportsmanship
- Japanese woman impregnated with wrong egg
- Woman's weave saves her life. Yep.
- Poll: Public fears about troubled economy growing
- The Westboro Baptist idiots add Australians to the list of stuff God hates
- The 13-year-old babydaddy is a money-grubbing scam?
- R. Allen Stanford, Texas billionaire accused of 'massive fraud', flees country?
- Man kidnaps, cuffs & diapers woman then reads her the bible for 3 days
- Student arrested for texting in class
- Boy's essay leads to child abuse charge for dad
- 'You want to foreclose on my house? Prove that I owe you.'
- Utah woman uses wedgie to capture suspected thief
- Another case of police brutality from TWO different police departments
- California to begin layoff proceedings today; 20,000 government workers to lose jobs
- 2 teen girls in Washington Army barracks; 1 dead
- U.S. Muslim TV network founder charged with beheading wife
- California "nearly broke"; lawmakers struggling to strike budget deal
- Aussies may soon be taxed for each flush
- Swedish train vandalized as part of art thesis
- Starbucks to sell instant coffee
- 13 year old 'dad' might be off the hook: two others say they could be the father
- PETA's latest publicity stunt
- Ohio woman pleads guilty in over-exercising death
- Special ed kids left behind during bomb threat evacuation
- Gamer rakes in 600K on Apple Iphone app in one month!
- 25 people to blame for the financial crisis
- Dad paints daughter in the nude-and it's NOT Joe Simpson!
- $250K Microsoft bounty to catch worm creator
- Jury: Florida smoker died because of addiction
- Buffalo, NY plane crash
- Babyfaced dad at 13
- Shocking skinhead attack on Brazilian woman in Switzerland
- Octuplets fertility doctor at center of another multi-pregnancy
- Scientists try to cure common cold
- Teenager sues Disney after suffering heart attack on rollercoaster
- Car accident tragically takes life of record breaking fingernails
- Pennsylvania judges accused of jailing kids for cash
- Baby gestures linked to vocabulary development
- Stray dogs being killed in Baghdad
- 40 years' worth of thanks
- Yet another blond/blue-eyed Florida girl missing
- Body found in trunk of car after police chase
- Body drag horror on streets of New York
- Driver obliviously drags man 20 miles in NYC
- T.D. Jakes' son in big trouble
- Indian newspaper editor & publisher arrested for offending Islam
- Woman who dumped her newborn in a lake to be charged with murder
- Officers: Teacher cut class for prostitution
- And the snowiest City in North America goes to.....wait for it....
- Obese moms more likely to have babies with birth defects
- Parents force teen son to wear poster displaying bad grades