- Emma Watson celebrates her 18th birthday
- Shouldn't sick baby Princess Tiáamii be tucked up in bed, Katie Price?
- Shia LaBeouf can't get laid
- Leonardo DiCaprio drunk dials/booty calls Gisele Bundchen, and is denied
- Patrick Dempsey looks like a tard in spandex
- Preggo sadball Jessica Alba tries to drink terminally ill fan under the table
- Who cares news: Drew Barrymore's dog is f#%king fat
- Victoria Beckham denies rift with Katie Holmes-Cruise
- Cameron Diaz gets support from Justin Timberlake at father's memorial service
- Paris 'racist skank' Hilton to host tv show about pet abuse.. er, grooming.
- David Hasselhoff drunkenly scrawls his digits for some chick, then fingerguns at her
- Daniel Radcliffe hires big muscly men to guard his dong
- Elizabeth Hurley tries to photoshop herself into relevance
- Jessica Simpsons 'obscene' amount of drinking with Tony Romo sent her to the hospital
- Tony Romo doesn't want Jessica Simpson looking like a tranny
- Lindsay Lohan publicly falls off the wagon at Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Times Square
- Pete Doherty loses home after spraying blood over walls
- CNN reporter/buffoon Richard Quest in sex, rope & drug bust
- Miley Ray Cyrus in new provocative photo 'scandal'
- Antonio Banderas talks about parenthood
- Suri Cruise has her birthday party, Tom Cruise and the Robot kiss: Yuk
- Jenna Jameson looks like a lizard whore
- Halle Berry makes movie-after-baby plans
- Jennifer Aniston becomes one of Oprah Winfrey's Big Givers
- Amy Winehouse goes out, clinging to a photo of her jailed husband
- Brian McFadden says ex-wife Kerry Katona is 'disgusting' and 'an embarrassment'
- Christening at the castle for Prince Edward and Sophie Wessex's baby James
- Princess Beatrice, the horsey mouth breather, looks around a £4.25million house
- Prince William lands his RAF Chinook helicopter in Kate Middleton's backyard
- Hayden Panettiere says Paris Hilton "is a genius"
- Family members urge Lily Allen to check into rehab
- Tom Cruise and John Travolta are no longer homo sapiens
- Nicole Kidman may soon be placed on "suicide" watch
- John Ritter's widow Amy Yasbeck wants new trial
- Hayden Panettiere was 'tortured' by bullies
- Cate Blanchett shows off her newborn son
- Hitmaker Ne-Yo "bored" by urban music, would like to do Beatles-influenced tunes
- 45 year old Julianne Moore spreads it for Vogue Paris magazine
- Sandra Bullock and husband Jesse James hit by drunk driver
- Britney Spears returning to How I Met Your Mother
- The least talented celebrities in the UK revealed
- Lance Bass speaks out over gay student death
- Hollywood dirt exposed at Pellicano trial
- Evan Rachel Wood scolds dyslexic fans
- Suri Cruise apparently turns 2 years old
- Hilary Swank has no eyebrows
- Madonna and baby David Banda dine at ritzy San Lorenzo
- Cruz Beckham gives the finger, Beckham family eat at Pink Taco
- Madonna set to receive $25 million for TWO concerts in Dubai
- John Waters has a sexual obsession for 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'
- 50 Cent: "I don't like Alicia Keys"
- Miley Cyrus is so over Hannah Montana and wants more 'mature roles'--at age 15!
- Tom & Katie Cruise denounce tabloid talk of trouble
- Lily Allen leaks new singles from her sophomore record on the internet
- Always classy Tori Spelling vows to continue cursing in front of her children
- Anne Hathaway & Kate Hudson hate each others' guts?
- Miley Cyrus gives to her church at the rate of $1,000.00 per week
- Alicia Keys to marry this summer *cough, cough*
- Spencer Pratt wants Lauren Conrad out of his MTV wedding reality show w/Heidi Montag
- Hilary Duff's War Inc scorpion scene: sexy or gross? [video]
- [Video]: You made Paris Hilton cry!
- [video]: Ashlee Simpson gives advice to Britney Spears (1/17/'08)
- Kate Middleton needs to get over herself - she hasn't bagged her Prince yet
- David Beckham possibly had tryst with famous actress?
- Robert Downey Jr. sucks a mean thumb
- Hilary Duff on her peers Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, and Avril Lavigne
- Naomi Campbell boycotts British Airways
- Pink is in love again
- Shocker of the day: Akon lied about his convict past to sell records
- Serena Williams is dating Common
- Amy Winehouse to divorce?
- Angelina Jolie loves political tussles with Brad Pitt
- Jamie Lynn Spears buying a house with Casey Aldridge
- Tori Spelling loves gay icon status
- Kanye West explains boob obsession
- Britney Spears on the treadmill: Is the singer shaping up for another comeback?
- Madonna pushes herself to the limit during another gruelling training day
- Victoria Beckham and new best friends Kate Beckinsale and Eva Longoria dine out
- 'I'm just an old-fashioned, shy girl,' says Dita Von Teese
- Minnie Driver's baby daddy revealed?
- Tony Curtis cuts a frail figure as he rolls into Harrods
- Big payday for lawyers in Britney Spears case
- Britney Spears getting voice lessons
- Best friend Sophia Bush helped Brittany Snow overcome anorexia
- Spencer Pratt's head emerges from Heidi Montag's ass
- Kendra Wilkinson from Playboys 'Girls Next Door' in charge of Olive Garden pictorial
- Christina Ricci complains about objectifing teens while scantily posing for Blackbook
- Papa Joe Simpson tries to pimp out pictures of his grandchildren for $1 million
- Jennie Garth drops out of CBS pilot to take 90210 spinoff role!!?
- 43 year old David Cross of Arrested Development seen making out with Amber Tamblyn
- Miley Cyrus says she is skipping her high school prom to film Hanna Montana movie
- Audrina Patridge boasts that she is now more famous than Lauren Conrad
- 'Lost' star Michelle Rodriguez dodges the lezzie question again in magazine interview
- 'I may never have kids,' says Kylie Minogue as she approaches her 40th birthday
- Evan Rachel Wood's transformation into Dita Von Teese is almost complete
- US tabloid cover roundup for April 22, 2208
- Katherine Heigl exposes herself in public
- DJ Samantha Ronson moves in with Lindsay Lohan to keep her clean & sober 24/7
- Ashton Kutcher gets called on his shit by his mom. I mean wife.
- Eva Longoria wants to move David Beckham's little man around her board
- Jessie Metcalfe gives the gift of bigger tits
- Nicole Kidman muses on God, babies, and puking all over the place
- Olivia Newton-John's daughter felt abandoned
- Rupert Grint about Lindsay Lohan: "You can't act"
- Heather Mills can’t afford to move to the US - Americans breathe a sigh of relief
- Tom Cruise thinks Victoria Beckham is a bad influence on Katie Holmes
- Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes headed for a divorce?
- Dr. Phil may not lose his show, but his credibility is long gone
- Shanna Moakler is a man-stealing twat waffle
- Fred Durst like you've never seen him before
- Paris Hilton's boyfriend gets stamp of approval
- Kim Kardashian feels herself up in public, shops with money she didn't earn
- Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson get serious, talk babies
- Pete Doherty is the hottest chick this side of Yellow Teeth Land
- Bret Michaels and his dollar store weave still looking for love
- Cynthia Nixon battles cancer
- Bridgette Bardot on trial for inciting racial hatred (against Muslims)
- How Harry Potter actress Emma Watson got a wizard £10.5million birthday present
- Britney Spears to release ‘explosive video diaries’
- Cameron Diaz's father dies from Pneumonia
- Tobey Maguire and wife reportedly expecting second child
- Joan Collins says that the tabloids are dumbing down America
- Paris Hilton says Kim Kardashian's ass is gross
- Avril Lavigne gets groped & fondled at a public park in front of paparazzi
- Ryan O'Neal rubs sun cream into some random girl on beach
- Britney Spears gives son a crash course in driving
- Too Posh to push...a trolley: Victoria Beckham visits a supermarket
- Kelly Osbourne ventures out without her make-up... improvement?
- Katie Price admits she is gross, after complaints reality show was sexually explicit
- Mother of the Year, Alicia Douvall
- Miley Cyrus wants to buy a chastity belt on E-Bay
- Shocker: No one wants Victoria Beckham's crappy overpriced jeans
- Heather Mills's delusions of grandeur and gold digging continue
- Beyonce Knowles ready to retire from music & become a talent scout
- Lindsay Lohan drapes a lesbian around her neck and gets her crunk on over the weekend
- Need to save your relationship? Buy a house like Keira Knightley. That'll work!
- George Clooney gets his hate on for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's spawn
- This just in: Lindsay Lohan's mom is STILL a bitch
- Anna Kournikova says she will never marry
- Heidi Montag raps on TRL
- Source: Cops seek child-endangerment charge for Richie Sambora
- Would you let Amy Winehouse hold your baby while knocking back shots?
- Kim Kardashan plops her fat ass on klassy monogrammed car seats
- Jennifer Lopez still using her kids to keep her name out there
- Ex-Scientologist/Hollywood actor slams Scientology
- Katherine Heigl's hubby lost his genitals when she carried him over the thresh-hold
- Katherine Heigl is the only stupid bitch who ever got married
- Madonna's vag gets mad when it doesn't get pounded
- Ashlee Simpson is pregnant (sigh)
- Life's a beach for Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale, and son Kingston
- Paris Hilton selling some fake crap
- Amy Winehouse is afraid of losing her gorgeous looks
- J.K. Rowling to testify in Harry Potter Suit
- Tom Cruise book ditched by UK publishers
- Jessica Alba and her voodoo bracelets
- Kate Moss the Greek goddess at a photoshoot
- Topless Tamara Mellon has fun in the sun with boyfriend Christian Slater
- Paris Hilton & Mischa Barton at war during Good Charlotte UK tour
- Madonna and her bulging head vein
- 'The Last Movie Star' George Clooney considers dying the grey out of his hair
- CNN's Anderson Cooper ready to take over CBS Evening News from Katie Couric?
- Gerard Butler furious at media, compares Cameron Diaz romance to schlepping a dog
- Hayden Panettiere's life is so hard
- Miley Cyrus & Mandy Jiroux step up to the streets (less annoying musical M&M video)
- Lindsay Lohan laughs at Jessica Simpson's Esquire magazine cover
- Marilyn Monroe sex tape
- Cate Blanchett welcomes another son
- Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie’s kids all hate each other
- Adnan Ghalib stabbed
- Dr. Phil's screwed again, producer really isn't a producer
- Heather Mills booed and heckled as she appears as judge at Miss USA Pageant
- Sting spends $26m on new luxury home
- Duchess of York gets woken up by the paps
- George Clooney earns $20 million per movie, average actor $12 per hour
- Tom Cruise is the main alien in Katie Holmes' life and that's that!
- Britney Spears in car accident... again
- Elizabeth Taylor drug O.D.
- Doctor Phil bails out teen
- Hayden Panettiere talks sexual harassment
- Matt Damon stands up (and breaks toys) for Darfur
- 'Over the top' doesn't come close as Ivana Trump gets hitched to husband No 4
- Britney Spears cheers herself up with a set of highlights and a makeover
- Jessica Alba treats sick fan
- Does Jennifer "The Chin" Aniston want boobs and a baby for birthday?
- 50 Cent defends decision to evict ex, son
- Kerry Katona gives birth to fourth child
- What your favorite stars were doing... before they made it big
- Tilda Swinton refuses to wear makeup (even for the Oscars)
- Tabloid blackout on exclusive Beyonce Knowles wedding pictures
- Model Gisele Bundchen gets the script for Austin Powers 4?
- Hot tranny looking mess Miss Texas, Crystle Stewart, wins Miss USA 2008
- Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears hurt during drunken fight at a party
- Heather Mills says she “cleansed and baptised” Paul McCartney’s lawyer
- Perez Hilton hates me for this - man pregnant with Perez Hilton’s love child
- You decide – what's reflected in Dick Cheney's glasses?
- Phoebe Price's brush with death!!!
- Lance Bass' new man
- Alicia Keys loses her damn mind with 'gangsta rap' conspiracy theories
- Parade Magazine's annual "What People Earn" list for 2007
- After four months, Foxy Brown gets out of jail next week
- Coroner: Pneumonia killed Christian Brando
- Katie Couric will leave CBS after the election
- Lawsuit claims Heath Ledger done in by coke predators
- Kylie Minogue's bid to crack States fails as album bombs
- Victoria Beckham looks bored stiff as David Beckham drags her to the basketball
- JK Rowling and the tits that nearly got away
- Why is Britney Spears' ex-lover hanging out with the TV star she hates so much?
- Paris Hilton in London: Harrods, Hamleys and she is staying at the Hilton this time
- Sarah Larson: How I met George Clooney
- Miley Cyrus gets her first cameltoe at the Kids Choice Awards, mama must be so proud
- Natalie Portman bests Keira Knightley & Lindsay Lohan for Wuthering Heights role
- Dina Lohan denies that Lindsay Lohan will do full frontal movie nudity for 80k
- Whitney Houston pens X rated song with her boytoy, takes dump on Bobbie Brown's head
- Jennifer Aniston STILL can't get vag-pounded by gay elves or penis-noses
- Worldy Matthew McConaughey will explore the world with new baby
- Heather Mills bashes Paul McCartney's girlfriends?
- 42 year old Stacey Dash begins comeback on the cover of King Magazine
- Even Kathy Hilton doesn't believe that Paris Hilton/Benji Madden romance is real
- Moby wants to marry Britney Spears
- Beyonce pregnant!
- School hit list targets... Chuck Norris?
- Vanilla Ice arrested for domestic violence
- Dr. Phil and Robin McGraw divorce rumors
- Surprise, surprise, Barron Hilton receives no jail time for DUI
- Rumer Willis convinces celebspawn to take her out in public
- Courtney Love shows off a bag of drugs
- Kate Hudson has a wardrobe malfunction
- Nicole Richie: Motherhood 'beyond amazing'
- Amy Winehouse and her freaky looking thigh
- Only 40 people show up to be Paris Hilton's best friend in all of New York City
- Ryan Reynolds back on the market soon?
- Model Eva Herzigova continues trend of celebrites posing nude while heavily pregnant
- Britney Spears uses her black AMEX to donate 25k to cure malaria (Idol Gives Back)
- Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend cleans up well for public appearances
- Artie Lange walks off the Howard Stern show!
- Ashlee Simpson’s "people" purposely leaking Mariah Carey's songs on the internet?
- Poor Amanda Bynes says no one thought she was good looking while growing up
- Lauren Conrad & Heidi Montag score a cover on Rolling Stone Magazine
- Mischa Barton reaches deal on DUI plea, goes camera whoring at the beach to celebrate
- US tabloid cover roundup for April 15, 2008 issues
- Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman's son lands movie role
- Britney Spears talking to herself and ripping out hair?
- Cameron Diaz and Gerard Butler's double dinner date
- Ashlee Simpson is engaged!
- Perez Hilton, Queen of All Defamation, sues 26 blogs for defamation!
- Solange Knowles is not talking... [cue music: Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith]
- Perez Hilton sues Jonathan Jaxson
- Sean Penn/Robin Wright divorce called off?
- Actor Stanley Kamel dead at 65
- 50 Cent and Universal sued for pushing "gangsta" life