- Magaret Cho wants to be in a Samantha Ronson & Lindsay Lohan sandwich
- Mariah Carey to staff: Dry me, bitches!
- Brad Pitt splits his pants
- Mary Kate Olsen going broke?
- Nikki Sixx's ex cleans house – on eBay
- Hate-monger Fred Phelps and Westboro Baptist Church to picket Bernie Mac's memorial
- Christian Bale won't face assault charges
- Leah Remini gets own talk show?
- Tommy Lee dating Daisy De La Hoya (Rock of Love)
- Rihanna vacations with boyfriend, parties, watches movies on her IMAX forehead etc
- Sienna Miller's hagmom defends her daughter's global married man cockfest
- Ernest Borgnine jerks off to stay alive
- Vietnam deports Garry Glitter
- Dave Coulier on 'You Oughta Know', being about him
- Howard Stern gets inked
- Paula Wagner blamed for Tom Cruise's screw ups
- Terry Gilliam says Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell donated salaries
- Mark Consuelos to be minister at Howard Stern's wedding
- Lindsay Lohan blogs on sister's boobs and Samantha Ronson
- Pamela Anderson dating Dhabi Royal
- Madonna's Old & Sour Tour still on; not buying 2nd kid
- John Edwards is the daddy, Rielle Hunter pal sez
- An Olsen twin hangs with a Madden twin
- Casey Aldridge's "other woman"? Oh Noes!
- Paris Hilton and Benji Madden split
- Jennie Garth says Tori Spelling deserves the same money
- Sean Combs toots his own horn, again
- Jennifer Lopez producing TV version of "Maid in Manhattan"
- Billy Bob Thornton may play 'Freddy Krueger' in new Elm Street film
- After dumping kids, Britney Spears says new album will be out next year
- John Mayer's dungeon of pee evicts Jennifer Aniston's giant chin of woe
- Diego Luna becomes a father
- Rachel Hunter betrothed to hockey player
- Blake Lively says she's only kissed three guys
- Paris Hilton sued over 'lack of publicity' for flop movie she starred in
- Julianne Moore defends onscreen nudity
- Scarlett Johansson attacks 'ageist' Hollywood
- Lindsay Lohan gives 'coked out Jew' a try for squishmitten scissor-pal Sam Ronson
- Britney Spears wants her flipperkids to have a normal life till she needs money
- Tom Cruise stuffs his robowhore into one of his movies cuz nobody will hire her
- Barack Obama's daughters hate Britney Spears and Paris Hilton
- Jessica Alba: 'Keep your man on his toes!'
- Jennifer Aniston "I'm having a baby!"
- Adrian Grenier dumps girlfriend after accident with Shia LaBeouf
- In other shocking news, Dane Cook is a douche
- Jennifer Aniston "in love" and its not for publicity
- Desperate Sienna Miller begs Balthazar Getty's wife to save her career
- Brooke Shields offended by celebrity death jokes
- Maybe NSFW: Paris Hilton skanks it up at Playboy mansion
- Vanessa Hudgens sued for $5 million
- Peaches Geldof marries in Las Vegas
- Sienna Miller introduces her latest married bedpost notch/fuckpuppet to mom
- Tori Spelling packs up her huge potato-head and walks off new 90210 show
- Madonna's tentacles flail at more children to bandage her snatch-weary marriage
- Britney Spears does exclusive interview with OK!magazine..again
- Whoopi Goldberg tries her luck
- Arrogant Carrie Underwood claims Tony Romo still calls her
- Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise at Tropic Thunder premiere
- Katie Holmes: 'My Dad used to intimidate my boyfriends'
- Kelly Rowland racks up $400,000 bar bill on friends
- James Franco says being homeless isn’t so hard
- "40 Year Old Virgin" actor arrested in vicious stabbing
- Angelina Jolie replaces Tom Cruise in a spy movie
- The Jonas Brothers and their fangirls
- Is there a Billy Bob Thornton death curse?
- Paparazzi has Sienna Miller on verge of tears
- Hugh Laurie talks about being a sex symbol
- Boris Becker to marry
- Courtney Love says she will quit music
- Samantha and Mark Ronson do a "Royal Tenenbaums" themed photo shoot
- Tommy Lee can't give up meat
- New "The View" cast portrait revealed
- Alanis Morissette is 'fascinated by aging'
- Keira Knightley: 'I've lost touch with Sienna Miller'
- Tila Tequila steps out with a new gal pal
- KISS frontman Paul Stanley, wife expecting second child
- Suzanne Somers writes open letter to Christina Applegate
- Sister-in-law speaks of Bernie Mac's last hours
- Brooke Hogan's new MySpace photo
- Sam Lutfi plans Britney Spears tell-all
- Lynne Spears makes it "through the storm"
- Madonna twists her ankle - 50th birthday on hold
- Reporter: John Edwards' mistress badmouthed Elizabeth Edwards
- Madonna's son David's 'Mama' dies in Malawi
- Actress Angelina Jolie has "not decided" on Presidential candidate
- Hayden Panetierre's dad arrested for spousal abuse
- Paul McCartney may marry LI girlfriend
- Hayden Panettiere is giving
- Gwyneth Paltrow saves the horses
- Sienna Miller & Balthazar Getty go to the pharmacy
- Stella McCartney is infuriated! Her bra is used to sell £6,500 mink coat
- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban go to a football game in matching leather jackets
- Isaac Hayes dies, aged 65
- Matt Damon: USA's problems could be solved if "people had thick passports"
- OMG liek scandal!!!1 Semi-nude pictures of Christina Aguilera surface
- Totally virginal 'til marriage Jessica Simpson strips on webcam (safe)
- Carey Hart's brother dies in motocross crash
- The Miley Cyrus dating triangle starring Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez
- Keira Knightley hates bitter jellus fatties
- Luke Perry: No to 90210 but yes to SVU
- OMG, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott sing!
- Richard Dreyfuss sues his own father and his uncle
- Rachel Zoe says she eats
- Angie Everhart's boyfriend arrested for battery
- Bernie Mac dies
- Megan Fox to play Mother Teresa
- Paul Newman wants to die at home - only a few weeks remain
- Angelina Jolie is breast feeding the twins; building clinic for Zahara to run
- Megan Fox makes Brian Austin Green give his dog up - then gets 2 dogs herself
- Victoria Beckham to bring her own purple carpet
- Matthew McConaughey to plant son's placenta in orchard
- Brendan Fraser returned thousands worth of clothes after wearing them
- Joel Osteen's wife Victoria is a shove diva
- John Edwards: I ain't yo' baby's daddy!
- Britney Spears tapes promo video for MTV Awards
- Congratulations Girlfriend! Clay Aiken is a daddy
- Kanye West speaks on homophobia
- Matthew McConaughey and son Levi help Camila Alves launch handbag line
- Candy Spelling to tell all
- Jessica Simpson told Tony Romo’s family she’s pregnant
- Bono ditches his trademark shades on holiday in Italy
- Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty go shopping together
- Madonna had threesome with her brother?
- Akon "stunned" by Michael Jackson's behaviour
- Kate Hudson: Chris Robinson to remain in my life
- Pink sends message to ex in new song
- Eva Mendes: I'm just one of the girls
- Usher rehires his mother
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get matching tattoos
- Rapper Jay-Z: Why I won't confirm my marriage to Beyoncé
- Miley Cyrus "bawled for a month" after splitting with Nick Jonas
- Jewel gets married
- Ben Stiller praises Tom Cruise (aka attempt #267 at rebuilding Tom's image)
- Toby Keith and all of his redneckness
- Denise Richards: It’s cancelled
- Chad Michael Murray says fiancée 'makes me laugh'
- Body found after Lil Kim party
- Morgan Freeman released from hospital
- Jessica Alba supports female actresses in the industry
- Joss Stone ruins a baptism
- Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera need to “talk” to their fans
- Fashion critic Mr. Blackwell hospitalized
- Dixie Chick Emily Robison divorced
- Glimpse of Sunday Rose, Nicole Kidman's daughter
- Doctors tell Victoria Beckham that she can't have another C-section
- Lisa Kudrow sued by ex-manager
- Amy Winehouse to become an agony aunt
- Keira Knightley: I got drunk for My Fair Lady audition
- Scarlett Johansson is 'excited' to marry a Canadian
- Robert Downey Jr's Rolling Stone interview
- Federal investigators drop Heath Ledger drug inquiry
- Catherine Keener and Benicio Del Toro are dating
- Nicole Kidman does radio interview pleading for privacy
- Shia LaBeouf’s pinky finger may have to be amputated
- Lauren Conrad's clothing line is as fake as The Hills
- Tara Reid can’t find a roommate
- Anne Hathaway is worried raunchy photographs of her will be exposed
- Katie Holmes was a nerd in school
- Morgan Freeman, wife splitting after 24 years
- Scarlett Johansson blames "extreme sexism" for hoopla over Barack Obama e-mails
- Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer: wedding this year!
- Katie Price admits one-year-old daughter Princess has 100 pairs of shoes
- Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise hang out in NYC
- Is Jenna Jameson pregnant?
- Britney Spears to play lesbian killer in Quentin Tarantino movie
- Artie Lange and Shia LaBeouf headed for rehab
- Eva Longoria loves being frumpy
- Fantasia discuss leaving 19 Entertainment, and her throat tumor
- Paris Hilton "gets even" with John McCain
- Bob Saget: Leave the trolls alone!
- Angie Harmon pregnant with third child
- Confirmed: Lisa Marie Presley having twins
- Eye Bleach alert: Tori Spelling and hubby recreate famous couples
- Anderson Cooper talks smack about Ali Lohan
- Zac Efron buys his GF crap to avoid swizzeling his gaystick in her squishmitten
- Sylvester Stallone teaches the ancient art of ass reading to the assless
- Insectoid Angelina Jolie to add to her egg sack with a new chinese baby
- Charlie Sheen pays $380 pediatrician bill entirely in nickels
- Pamela Anderson tests out KFC's "like chicken" sandwich
- Michael Lohan: I'm Christian, can't give my daughter away at wedding
- Sammy Davis Jr's sad and pathetic end
- Maggie Gyllenhaal finds the ocean sexy
- Pete Doherty rescued from a sinking boat
- David Beckham: I'm happiest on the field
- Katie Price arrives in LA for surgery to reduce the size of her titties
- Paul McCartney's love song to Heather Mills
- Lauren Conrad hangs out with Heidi Montag's sister?
- A coffee break w/ Sanjaya Malakar: proving there is life after Idol
- Dolly Parton: Leave Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan alone
- Oprah Winfrey is still richer than you
- Angelina Jolie laughs off the IVF rumors
- Pamela Anderson banned close-up face shots
- So long, Playgirl Magazine
- Miley Cyrus to Pete Wentz: "I'll babysit!"
- Pregnant Jennifer Garner pokes fun at John McCain ad
- Justin Timberlake might host The Oscars
- Morgan Freeman in auto accident
- Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens try to be sexy in Elle Magazine
- Rhys Ifans criticised over date rape comments
- Jessica Simpson 'does strip shows for Tony Romo'
- Kerry Katona's estranged mum walks free from court after benefit fraud conviction
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick escape to the Hamptons
- David Beckham brings his boys on stage at Teen Choice Awards
- Nicole Kidman gets saucy with Hugh Jackman in new film
- Mary Kate Olsen wants troll immunity
- Picture of the Messiah twins (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt spawns)
- Jake Gyllenhaal to be a Christmas bride, I mean, groom
- Tyra Banks to pose as Michelle Obama
- David Spade donates $10,000 to save Arizona Animal Shelter
- Miley Cyrus underwear pics keep coming
- Madonna returns to Michigan to show her *cough* documentary *cough*
- Rachael Ray planning tell-all book
- The return of Human League, ABC and Heaven 17
- Guy Pearce on Houdini, tanks of water and holding his breath
- 'Jamie Oliver and I are desperate for a baby boy,' says his wife Jools Oliver
- Eva Longoria on marriage, babies and why she's trying to pile on the pounds
- Sienna Miller in desperate bid to win back Balthazar Getty after he runs back to wife
- Victoria Beckham: "I don't sponge off my husband'
- Pictures of David Tennant as Hamlet
- Ali Lohan is 14, right?
- Christina Applegate diagnosed with cancer
- Astronaut wants Reese Witherspoon as his wife – on screen
- People to put out 30 pages of photos of the golden twins
- Hulk Hogan: "I wish I was still with my wife"
- David Beckham text messages burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese
- Avril Lavigne has to be the only blond on stage
- Gisele Bundchen to give Tom Brady a special sexy calendar
- Sean Combs (P-Diddy) at another club where shots fired. Bullets bounce off his ego
- Lindsay Lohan tells police chief to 'stay all up out my business, dawg'
- Whoopi Goldberg admits to having slept with 50 men in her lifetime
- Mariah Carey sluts up shopping mall with 'live' singing. No injuries reported
- Hairspray's Nikki Blonsky & father arrested
- The Wonder Spawns of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will blind us on Sunday
- Rumer Willis will be this year's Miss Golden Globe Potato-Head fugtard presenter
- 'Crime rates have gone down since Britney Spears put her clothes on,' says LAPD chief
- Christina Aguilera’s Macy’s campaign
- Mischa Barton: I hate drunk drivers
- Missy Elliott: "I'll probably adopt"
- Hulk Hogan: Jail making son a better man
- Mick Fleetwood's daughter is 'a little fighter'
- Justin Timberlake thinks Jessica Biel works out too much
- Kathy Hilton reaches a year of sobriety
- Charles Durning gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
- Heather Matarazzo is engaged
- Is Britney Spears dating her bodyguard?
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick: damage control in the city
- Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen think they have "influence"
- WTF is up wth Katie Holmes' bellybutton?
- Pete Wentz pees his emo panties during earthquake
- Katherine Heigl takes heat for her retarded bitchface comments