- Tom Cruise overstimulates zombie Katie Holmes
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's twins live a “charmed life” with motherly Zahara
- Marge Simpson to pose for Playboy - and she’s on the cover!
- Avril Lavigne’s new boyfriend: heir to billionaire food fortune
- Lindsay Lohan finds acting monotonous
- Animal abuser Paris Hilton gets herself a pig
- Kate Gosselin files for child & spousal support
- Katie Holmes puts Tom Cruise on a sex diet
- Heidi Klum gives birth to baby girl
- David Hasselhoff hospitalised after drinking bender following Simon Cowell's party
- Paris Hilton has a 'Supernatural' sandwich
- Hilary Swank: ‘I sleep in the nude’
- George Clooney gives girlfriend a ring
- Angelina Jolie is back in touch with Jon Voight
- Jennifer Hudson shows off new baby boy David
- Dina Lohan launches shoe line; delusional on daughter's addictions
- Lamar Odom proposed to Taraji P Hensen before meeting Khloe Kardashian
- Tila Tequila down to an audience of one
- Megan Fox to get killed off in Transformers 3 ?
- Christie Brinkley embarrassed by latest divorce skirmish
- Nick Lachey on Vanessa Minnillo: "We've patched things up"
- Miley Cyrus quits twitter for boyfriend
- Jesus Luz is getting a brand new manger
- Suri Cruise freaks out for ice cream
- Bond girl Olga Kurylenko forgoes Martini to become the new face of Campari
- Adam Yauch of Beastie Boys traveled to India for alternative cancer treatment
- Lame Beatles coverband 'Oasis' never coming back, says douchebag member
- Robbie Williams: Drugs left me 24 hours from death
- Kerry Katona may 'lose' kids at Christmas to ex-hubby
- Tila Tequila - desperate again
- Katie Price goes on Britney Spears-style umbrella rampage
- Katie Holmes: Tom Cruise critiques the way I dress
- Dr. Feel, er, PHIL McGraw copped a Phil, er, Feel
- Kevin Federline accused of trashing his rental home
- Harry Connick Jr. speaks out about blackface skit on Australian TV
- Mickey Rourke’s priest, therapist, dogs helped him deal with childhood abuse
- Tom Cruise teaches Harvard students about Thetans
- Gerard Butler: the only lady in my life is my pug, Lolita
- Suri Cruise is a stuck up bitch to paps already
- Demi Moore twitters Kenya trip; posts photos feeding orphaned baby elephants
- Mariah “I’m not a diva” Carey acting like a diva on tour
- Tina Fey in Harper’s Bazaar: people who use Botox look like candles
- Brad Pitt 'in secret hotel meeting with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston'
- Hollywood waiter claims run-in with 'Hung' star Jane Adams cost him his job
- A l-o-n-g interview with Guy Ritchie!
- Sharon Stone's comments on China caused by miscarriages 100 yrs ago
- Feds investigated Anna Nicole Smith for plotting to murder her dead husband's son
- Broadway's 24 HOUR PLAYS feature David Mamet, Jessica Alba, Jason Ritter
- Frances Bean Cobain writes an open letter to Ali Lohan
- Elizabeth Taylor to undergo heart surgery
- Beyonce explains Kanye West's VMA outburst: "He was standing up for art"
- Michael Lohan: Lindsay Lohan's a prescription pill addict, not a crackhead
- Naomi Watts is the world's most profitable actress
- Tyler Perry was an abused and molested child
- Katie Price's new man is a tranny named Roxanne
- Paging PETA: Kate Beckinsale mistreats dog
- Mischa Barton crackblubbers about how her 'career' is over, start caring in 3..2..1..
- Kelly Osbourne tries not to smell like a wet yak, gets burned, makes stupid face
- DJ AM crackhead documentary made, will be shown for some reason
- Justin Timberlake steps out with mistery woman
- Jim Belushi, Brooke Shields were at Hearst Ranch when plane rolled into car
- Ex-husband of Little Britain star Matt Lucas hangs himself
- Elvis Presley lives on as teenage grandson Benjamin scores $5m record deal
- Paris Jackson shows off her dance moves on day trip with Blanket and Prince
- Jessica Simpson’s dad: she looks heavier due to Ugandan ‘fattening hut’
- Kate Beckinsale is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman of 2009
- Chris Noth gets engaged
- Kirstie Alley checks into fat farm
- Nicole Ritchie injured in car crash
- Levi Johnston continues to shove his nuts in our face
- Angelina Jolie takes Shiloh and Zahara grocery shopping in France
- Courtney Love Tweeting again -- pics included
- Seth Green flips out - maybe
- Christ.. Megan Fox was a giant banana that dressed like a whore
- Noah Cyrus' twitter and pics.. harmless or too soon?
- Tom Cruise and his turtleneck take his robots out in Boston
- Sarah, Duchess of York goes bust (again)
- Jon Gosselin clears out joint bank account, leaves her $1,000
- Lindsay Lohan's Ungaro collection is made of fail
- Heather Mills opens vegan restaurant in the Bronx
- Madonna and Lady GaGa appear in a stupid SNL skit
- Trainwreck Kerry Katona does something somewhat funny
- David Carradine was murdered by his wife's dead husband!
- Jett Travolta dead 7 hours before medics arrived?
- If Courtney Love calls, don't pick up!
- Carlos & Lourdes Leon play with the paps
- R Kelly is illiterate
- Katy Perry and Russell Brand are doing it
- Kandi Buruss' fiance A.J. Jewell has died (Real Housewives Atlanta)
- Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie take twins for ice cream
- Tionne 'T-Boz' Watkins had a brain tumor for 3 years and survived
- Paparazzo files police report against Sean Penn
- Chris Evert and Greg Norman split already!
- The many aliases of Britney Spears
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie visit refugees in Syria
- Ruh-Roh Mathew Knowles didn't put a condom on it
- Tyson Beckford: If I were gay, I'd be Obama's power top!
- Kanye West and Lady Gaga tour canceled
- Angelina Jolie hates scruff, nicknames Brad Pitt “Billy Goat Gruff”
- Michelle Obama debuts on Sesame Street
- Suri Cruise rocks leopard-print flats, has $3 million wardrobe
- Gwyneth Paltrow cut and pastes goopy economic advice for peasants
- Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds’ marriage has lasted one year
- Lindsay Lohan’s cracked-out stink-eye for 6126 leggings ads
- David Letterman confession
- Publicist quits after Mo'Nique refuses to cooperate
- Emma Watson targeted by rival students at Harvard
- Madonna: Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding
- Michael Jackson autopsy shows he was in overall good health
- 'Top Chef' host Padma Lakshmi is pregnant
- Mariah Carey stuffs the phone up her doughy glittervag a lot
- Jon Gosselin wants to halt show production so kids aren't exploited anymore. SNORT
- Mariah Carey blabs on about not living to the age of 40 and other shit
- Kate Hudson pregnant? Slow news day...
- Amy Winehouse Facebook love-in
- Will Ferrell and wife expecting third child
- "The Hills'" Jason Wahler being held in Washington state jail
- Brainless boobcow Heidi Montag is getting bigger udders cuz Spencer Pratt wants em
- Teens were mean to Megan Fox WAH WAH SHUT YOUR VAG FOR A CHANGE
- Oprah Winfrey campaigns for Chicago to host Olympics
- Shocking news: Madonna eats a slice of pizza
- Dennis Hopper rushed to New York City hospital
- Mariah Carey finds freedom being 'imperfect'
- Shameless ho flashes her snatch on So You Think You Can Dance
- Justin Timberlake getting it on with Rihanna?
- Edward Furlong still a crackhead according to estranged wife
- Brandi Brandt (ex wife of Nikki Sixx) named in Sydney cocaine smuggling syndicate
- Bruce Willis doesn't like Rumer Willis' boyfriend
- Kate Gosselin is a diva at charity event
- Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguez call off engagement
- Kanye West throws tantrum over not being served chicken
- Brain Bleach Alert: Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman sex tape?
- Mel Gibson wants his drunken anti-Semitic DUI record expunged
- Brigitte Bardot appeals to birthday 'twin' Sofia Loren to cut out fur
- Robert Pattinson is upset about lack of quality work
- Tori Spelling admitted to hospital with "severe stomach pain"
- Museum planning to exhibit nude photo of Brooke Shields at age 10
- Help record Tommy Lee's new Mayhem record with him
- Beyonce steals Lindsay Lohan's dressing room, makes 139 pages of demands, gets blown
- Megan Fox ignores all the rumors she starts about herself
- Jamie Kennedy denies cheating on pear ass Jennifer Love Hewitt
- Justin Timberlake dumped Jessica Biel a month ago
- Conan O'Brien returns to The Tonight Show after nasty spill at a taping
- Jon Gosselin dropped from Jon & Kate?
- Former Pres Bill Clinton gets frisky again with an Aide. Allegedly.
- Chris Rock makes a grab for it!
- Who cares news: Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush get back together
- Katie Holmes: 3-year-old Suri is my fashion inspiration
- Jessica Alba gets tattoo on the back of her neck removed
- Mary-Louise Parker dating musician Charlie Mars
- What recession? ‘Hills’ stars reportedly earning super salaries
- Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy got married
- In case anyone cares, Fred Durst and wife split after 3 months of marriage...
- Renée Zellweger choosing a fat suit over fatty foods
- Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig will kick your ass
- Rapper Warren G seranades us with homophobic shit, but he's got gay friends ya know
- Christian Slater surprised he reached 40
- Dwight Yorke breaks silence on his relationship with 'vain & infuriating' Katie Price
- Kate Middleton looks ready to join the Royals as she attends children's charity event
- Megan Fox hosts Saturday Night Live
- Will Madonna make Jesus Luz husband No. 3?
- 'Prince Andrew likes redheads - he wanted to meet me' says Angie Everhart
- Alexander Skarsgård at Fantastic Fest 2009
- Elizabeth Edwards possibly divorcing douche John Edwards and other fun stuff
- Roman Polanski arrested on 1978 US arrest warrant
- Reese Witherspoon saves a chicken
- Tawny Kitaen's drunk ass arrested for DUI.. no writhing on car hood reported
- R&B singer Mashonda confronts homewrecker Alicia Keys on twitter
- Jon Gosselin: The worst ex
- An alcoholic celebrating Oktoberfest? Makes sense to Tara Reid!
- Katie Price has a family day out...as angry Peter Andre fans trash Jordan merchandise
- Frail Elizabeth Taylor makes first public appearance since Michael Jackson's funeral
- Ronnie Wood takes girlfriend Ekaterina to meet his son who is 12 years older than her
- Mischa Barton out of a job - The Beautiful Life canceled
- Jennifer Morrison leaving 'House'
- Colin Farrell’s pregnant girlfriend’s parents want a shotgun wedding
- Vince Vaughn: I’m finally ready to be a dad
- Angelina Jolie promised Zahara she’d adopt another African girl
- Vincent D'Onofrio, Kathryn Erbe and Eric Bogosianto leave Criminal Intent
- Um, why? Bidding war over Khloe Kardashian wedding pictures
- Michael Jackson believed Madonna wasn't sexy enough for him
- Kanye West to interrupt other drunks in rehab?
- Michael Jackson [whacko] praised Hitler as "genius"
- Jennifer Aniston: "Maybe if I'd been more mysterious things would have worked out
- Dean McDermott's ex wife almost 'cast' in his stupid reality show
- New Patrick Swayze book: Jennifer Grey a pain in the ass
- Kirsten Dunst acts like a retard in court
- Britney Spears custody order extended
- Did Angelina Jolie kick Brad Pitt out for being uninterested in charity work?
- Singapore loves crackheads: Lindsay Lohan gets a hosting job
- Mary J. Blige has no plans to adopt, happy being a stepmom to “her own” kids
- Kelly Rutherford granted restraining order against estranged husband
- Jessica Biel joins celeb climb to Kilimanjaro
- Pamela Anderson is broke
- Lily Allen has a pissy bitchy snit
- Jessica Simpson is still an idiot, but now an idiot likely to get malaria
- Julie Chen welcomes baby boy Charlie
- Jennifer Aniston queefs tears about Brad Pitt AGAIN thanks to scene in new movie
- An arrest warrant has been issued for Randy Quaid and his wife
- David Carradine thought he was being haunted by his wife's dead ex-husband
- OK! Magazine: Jennifer Aniston pregnant at 40
- Howard K. Stern charged with a total of 11 felonies in Anna Nicole Smith's death
- Mischa Barton is still disoriented
- Megan Fox: Hollywood's outrageous it girl
- Jude Law's alleged baby mama delivers a girl
- Miley Cyrus flaps her considerable gums about how poo-poo mean the papparazzi are
- Passé trannies, The Spice Girls, to reform? Do another tour? Who cares?
- Shiloh Jolie-Pitt shows off her gap-toothed grin
- Ellen Pompeo has a baby girl
- Chaz Bono signs high six figure deal for memoir
- Clive Owen: I don’t worry about being likable
- Billy Joel is dating another much younger woman
- Christina Aguilera talks about childhood hell at the hands of her violent father
- Kerry Katona replaces brown birthday puppy after deciding she didn't like its colour
- Sarah Michelle Gellar has a baby girl
- Jaclyn Smith suicide attempt?
- Kevin Federline on Celebrity Fit Club; and we called it first!
- Mackenzie Phillips to reveal explosive family secret
- Brooke Mueller upset at Emmy suite over Denise Richards
- Britney Spears still thinks it's Christmas..again
- Heidi Fleiss forced to close Las Vegas grooming shop
- Amy Winehouse causes chaos at Southgate School
- Pharmacist wouldn't fill Anna Nicole Smith prescription
- Professional mess Lindsay Lohan drinks beer in car, attacks photogs with beer can
- Friends worry about Jessica Simpson's 'tailspin'
- Anna Wintour isn't a fan of Pixie Geldof
- Enjoy Lindsay Lohan’s nonsensical Emmy tweets
- Beyonce Knowles sings “Halo” to a little girl with leukemia
- Trinny Woodall reveals drink and drug past. Someone needs publicity.
- Suri Cruise stops traffic in a pair of dress-up heels
- Rebecca Gayheart smoking while supposedly pregnant
- John Travolta may appear as witness at extortion trial over son Jett's death
- Tom Cruise, his tittays & Katie Holmes work up a sweat
- Mischa Barton's not-so-beautiful life
- Megan Fox wears paper bag over head during interview
- Courtney Love has toilet tantrum
- Ryan O'Neal seeks comfort at Farrah Fawcett's grave
- Sarah Jessica Parker hasn’t had time to bond with her twins
- Nuns at Lady Gaga’s old school shocked at what she’s become
- Anna Friel strips off in new production of Breakfast At Tiffany's
- David Beckham says becoming a father has made him selfless
- David Hasselhoff hauled off to the hospital drunk
- The Soup: "Get over it already, Jen!"- a Joel McHale masterpiece
- Reggie Bush cheated on Kim Kardashian?-There's an alleged sex tape
- Zooey Deschanel weds Death Cab for Cutie frontman, Ben Gibbard
- Philip Green to throw a 50th birthday party for Simon Cowell at his Palladian mansion
- Paris Hilton is preparing for album number two with her crabs as backup singers
- Mel Gibson’s bizarre quiz answers leave Jay Leno audience baffled
- Weakest Link Anne Robinson demands £550 from BBC for hair & make-up before interview
- Kerry Katona's mother sold her cocaine two months before her drug video