And no getting through. Let's get back to Katie, cause this is hilarious.
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Originally Posted by marie
Apparently Katie Holmes Didn't Fake The New York City Marathon
Ok, ok, I give. Wait, the source is Fox News. Approach carefully. Wait, and THEIR source is some dude's Mom. What the hell? I might stand by my earlier findings. While running the NYC marathon, Katie was photographed with a Paul Vincent AND another dude named Wes Okerson. Wes Okerson's Mom has cleared the whole thing up for us by explaining that Paul and Wes are Katie's trainers. "Wes trained Katie and, yes, she really ran the marathon," Wes' mom Mary told Fox News. Uh, ok. Wes was also Tom Cruise's guest at his New York premiere for "Lions For Lambs". So he must be Tom's sideline ho and he keeps him around under the guise of "Katie's trainer". And this still doesn't explain how she had the EXACT same time as Paul Vincent. And I know some of our readers say you can wear heels without screaming afterwards but those people are obviously X-Men. Dude, nix that headline, I'm still not convinced.
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Let me guess, Wes' mom is a Scientologist? One way or the other, she's on his payroll. He must have thousands of people on his payroll.
Imagine if Tom Cruise just came out and used all the money he spends to cover up his lies for a good cause. The world would be saved!