How did you get into a fight with that lady on a plane?
CA: That's personal.
I was just curious because you've never talked about it.
CA: Bitch, what did I just say?
What about the Kelly Ripa thing?
CA: Michael Jackson said she's ignorant.
Did you think it was homophobic?
CA: *crickets chirp*
What do you want to talk about?
CA: I think we're done.
Can we talk about something fun?
CA: No, we're done. I thought NEWSWEEK would kiss my ass and make feel special. The Claymates will not be happy.
But I think people are curious about it.
CA: You're being mean to me. Not to mention, glib.
We're just having a conversation.
CA: Change the subject! Just because I troll for sex on the....Wait...Change the subject!
What about all those Ford commercials on "American Idol"?
CA: That wasn't a job.
It was part of your job.
CA: It wasn't a Ford commercial, asshole. It was a music video. It was a completely different thing. Don't get slapped.
I'll change the subject. What do you do for fun?
CA: I watch the news, and hope somebody mentions my name. I read news magazines, but I'm reconsidering that now, because of your ignorance.
Are you going to watch "Idol"?
CA: I haven't watched since season four. I compare it to sleeping with the high-school football team--if it weren't for putting out in high school, we wouldn't be successful, but I don't need to keep going to the football games to blow people.
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