[DontMindMe]

Oh honey, you look fucking lovely!


But taste like cat


Thank you, Foster Brooks


Here, crippie, take my seat


Great with wild lice


Now we know what duck sauce is.






You ain't gonna find it there, I assure you


Go over there to die, please. Thank you.


Does it really matter?


Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.




Kind of redundant, isn't it?






Mother gets her anus done every week.


Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!


Just off camera, another sign with the same thing points to the left




I wouldn't tickle this one


Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.


"Would you mind terribly if I strangled you?"


I always have trouble choosing between pigeon and duck's head


Better known in the U.S. as Benetton


I knew it




If there's one thing we don't need help with...


No break dancing!


Time limit for teenage boys: 15 seconds


"See you after the flight, Mom."




They need this in front of the Sheraton Manhattan.


Mmm.. that's good dork.

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