[sputnik]

i love the name phinnaeus and i hate that horseface julia roberts ruined it.

i like apple, coco, and maddox doesn't bother me.
jermajesty and tu morrow are not only profoundly stupid names, they are tacky as hell too.

frank zappa's kids... well, if your dad was frank zappa, i think you know better than to wonder why you didn't get a normal, average name. the fact that none of them changed their names means they're probably alright with them. david bowie's son changed his name, i think it was originally zowie bowie or something like that. which i think was kind of cool actually.