I have a little book rack right behind the toilet. And I admit my favorite read on the toilet-is the National Enquirer or The Star!

I know someone who gets two of each and when I see them I always get the extras. why not read crap when you are..well you know.
One of my favorite movie lines..in
Auntie Mame, when Gloria Upson (mindless twit that she is) says. " Oh I just love books! They're sooooooo decorative"