You can move to Runcorn with me! Its a crappy little chav ridden place near Liverpool. We have cinema with drunken children staggering around outside. We have a nice canal that you can fish in, but watch the bottle tops and upside down shopping carts. We have night clubs, but be warned, the chances of being stabbed / bottled / kicked / punched / attacked in any way are highly likely. Oh and every now and again you will get a sweet but sickiningly toxic whiff of God-knows-what from our local ICI factory that is permanenlty spewing out random chemicals. Hence why the majority of the population are complete retards on the dole!
