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Old November 28th, 2007, 03:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
mrs.v
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Default Panache Report 11/28/07

On the court, he is one of the best in the game. Off the court, when
he has a couple of drinks, he likes to expose his private parts which
are allegedly covered in blisters. He's also considered a violent
drunk. He likes to destroy property and he's verbally and sometimes
physically abusive to those in his inner circle. This baller is so
sleazy, we are getting dual reports that he transmits chlamydia and
herpes. He is a walking health epidemic and doesn't give a damn.
Recently, away from the public and behind closed doors, he's booking
escorts because of their promiscuity, this way, if they ever try to
sue him for transmitting one of his STD's, he has a built in defense:
With her background, she may have infected me and she was probably
infected by one of her numerous clients. Despite his wealth and fame,
a few escorts won't see him because after he drinks from his silver
flask, he becomes argumentative and violent. We reported in a prior
blind item that a celebrity likes to have sex in the dark because of
his under-endowment but this baller is having sex in the dark so women
won't notice his blisters. Hints: It's "not" Allen Iverson and you
don't have to be a basketball fan to know who he is.
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