^^Wow, what a wonderful idea for a website...."Fake-a-death". For one e z payment of $29.99, I will give you the choice of 100 possible death scenarios, write your obit, and send it to 5 major publications of your choice, as well as to a myriad of internet sites and bloggers. For another easy payment of $29.99, I'll announce the hoax a few days later.
Now wouldn't that be perfect for getting out of work over after you've exhausted all other excuses?