Saying that an Albuterol asthma inhaler, caused a drug test to come up positive for Amphetamines, is preposterous.

Does she think everyone is all a bunch of complete idiots that would believe this nonsense??!?

I am on an Albuterol asthma inhaler (for REAL asthma--unlike that chain-smoking assclown who uses it as an "appetite suppressant"--she's such a mess), and NEVER have i tested positive for Amphetamines in my drug tests at the Pain Management Clinic. Give me a break, Shitney, you stupid moron! You tested positive for Amphetamines, because YOU OBVIOUSLY DID SOME AMPHETAMINES, like perhaps Crystal Meth.
Oh & about the poppy-seed bagels: They can, in rare cases, make you test positive for Opiates (since Opiates originate from poppies)--but not for Amphetamines or anything else.