[miss_perfect]

Here's mine:

1. BRITNEY SPEARS and KEVIN FEDERLINE: Because Brit's money doesn't buy class
2. TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES: I really don't think I need to say anything here
3. PARIS HILTON and PARIS LATSIS / STAVROS NIARCHOS III publicity whores and rotten people to boot
4. STAR JONES REYNOLDS (US TV personality) and AL REYNOLDS. She's worse than he is, so they get lower billing
5. ICE-T and COCO He's OK, she's ridiculous
6. FLAVOR FLAV and BRIGITTE NIELSEN Tacky but are they even together still?
7. WHITNEY HOUSTON and BOBBY BROWN Tacky but they don't try to be classy - you know what you're getting with these two
8. TOMMY LEE and PAMELA ANDERSON Co-dependent so I would say more sad than tacky
9. JUDE LAW and SIENNA MILLER Sienna is nothing here in the states except "that girl in Alfie that Jude cheated on". they're not worth mentioning
10. MISCHA BARTON and CISCO ADLER Just because he's ugly makes them tacky? I don't get it.