I thought this was a pretty good list:
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Michael Jackson. Between his gender-bending morphs and trials for pedophilia, he’s not putting out much of the sexy.
Big Gay Al Reynolds. Anyone who thinks a sailor suit is good fashion is going to make this list.
Andy Dick. Not only is he completely unfunny, he’s also a total….wait for it…..dick. Yes, I went there.
Carrot Top makes the unsexy list because - do I really need to tell you? LOOK AT HIM.
Clay Aiken doesn’t put out a sexy vibe so much as he puts out the “yes, it’s okay to slip into those sweat pants and eat an entire bag of Hostess Fruit Pies while you’re listening to my new CD.” Not surprisingly, this is the EXACT demographic who tend to buy his music. Coincidence? I think not.
David Copperfield is a triple threat: he’s a horrible magician, he thinks he’s God’s gift to women, and he is
facing rape charges. Not hot.
Dennis Rodman makes this list because he’s such a fame whore. Plus, he makes me want to take one of those chemical showers - you know, like in the movies when they get contaminated by a virus? Yeah, those ones.
Duane “Dog” Chapman is that inexplicable combo of dumb luck and white trash that somehow makes it to the top of the heap. See:
Britney Spears.
George Michael: Before he started romping in public parks with male prostitutes and having a bit of the weed, he actually was quite a fetching young man. Not so much anymore.
David Hasselhoff: This guy just tries way too hard.
Howie Mandel wasn’t funny before he got “Let’s Make a Deal”, he’s not funny now, and guess what: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOUR SHOW.
Kid Rock just is BLASTING the sexy in this classic mugshot. What you don’t see is that in one hand he’s holding a bottle of Jim Beam; in the other, a baggie for his chaw.
Marilyn Manson: This one is self-explanatory.
Patrick Swayze: My mom’s preferences aside, Patrick Swayze is just not hot. Case in point: “Dirty Dancing.” I did not need to see ol’ Patrick smacking his crotch all over the place.
P.Diddy - or whatever the hell he is calling himself these days - is one of those guys who thinks he is God’s dessert after a meal of pot roast and carrots. No, I don’t know what means either, but I think you get my general gist here.
Ryan Seacrest: he’s not funny, he’s not witty, but he keeps showing up all over my frigging TV. Go away!
Toby Maguire might be a surprise to some of you on this list. I like him in real life, but as a Spiderman, he just made me want to get my squasher.
Tom Cruise: It saddens me somewhat to put Tommy Boy on this list of unsexy; but then again, what does he expect after years of Scientology-fueled madness? You knew it was coming, Tom. You knew.
Kevin Federline: No list of unsexy male celebs would be complete without Kevin Federline. I can’t think of anything even remotely redeeming about this guy.
Tracy Morgan makes the list of unsexiest male celebrities due to his constant groping of pretty much any female he comes into contact with. Plus, he’s one of those comedians who thought it would be a great idea to get off of Saturday Night Live because he was so TALENTED, and it just didn’t work out. Kinda like 9 out of 10 of every other SNL alum that’s tried this.
The Top Twenty UNSEXIEST Male Celebrities