[simone]

DJ, your blog rocks! I hope you keep it up, because your writing style is great--very witty and deadpan, and I love the way you don't kiss ass like that ho' Perez. Perez is fairly funny & all, but not nearly as good as you.

Besides, his Paris ass-kissing is fuckin' nauseating (do you see anus in that word?), and this kills his whole angle. He's content to rip on the celebs he writes about until he meets 'em, and then it's all "she's fuckin' hottt, sex-ayy!!" etc. etc. Your blogs rule supreme over all the others. Period.