like this is so out of the realm of possibility?
Lets see... 2 failed marriages in 3 years.. 2 kids, one with obvious FAS... cracked out Twatney flashing her ham sandwich at everybody, cutting off interviews to go have a shower, attacking SUV's with umbrellas, shaving her head..and all the other crazy effed up shit
Yeah, getting knocked up and then swizzled with a coat-hangar is just SO out there by comparison.
