Exactly. I don't see no little girl, but only Britney can save Britney.
Some of this article had me rolling at the melodramatic exaggeration.
"Her ability to sell was the cornerstone of her success. It was also her fatal flaw." Dun-dun-DUN!
But this was the funniest part, it HAD to have been made up, just so they could throw the Cheetos thing in there:
'She wants to spend all day in bed. Sometimes, she'll walk from her bed to the kitchen to pick up a bag of Cheetos, she'll eat half, then drop the rest on the floor and it will stay there for weeks unless someone else picks it up. The children will walk through the mess - she won't even notice. She doesn't care.'
Those Cheetos will haunt her to the end.
