Ok, so my butt is a 14 and my chest is about a 14/16 which makes me an 18 ass and an 18/20 chest in the UK.
That is something that makes buying any clothes a pain in said ass. I'm on the line for so many cuts it's like nothing fits right. I have small shoulders so things that are wide necked fall off me, too low cut and I'm hanging out to the belly button it seems, it it comes up to high in the waist it's sitting on my ribs and if if I want my pant legs to be the right length the waist is going to be up to my boobs. I want to be rich with a personal tailor.
You know, I don't look as freakish as I sound

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