[Yoko Ono]

Originally Posted by Yoko Ono

Just saw the lyrics to brits new song Pieces Of Me on another forum'
Thought I'd post them here for everyones amusement...

LYRICS OF PIECE OF ME

I'm Miss American Dream, since I was seventeen
Don't matter if I step on the scene, or slip away to the Philippines
They still gon' put pictures of my derrière in the magazines
You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me?

I'm Miss Bad Karma, another day, another drama
Guess I can't see no harm in workin' and bein' a mama
And with a kid on my arm, I'm still an exception to L.A.
You want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that Britney's shameless!' (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'Extra, Extra! This just in' (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'She's too big, now she's too thin' (you want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'You want a piece of me?', [you] tryin' to piss me off?
Well get in line with the paparazzi, whose flippin' me off
Hopin' --- end up settlin' in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Most Likely to Get on the TV for strippin' on the streets
When getting the groceries, no, for real, are you kidding me?
--- in the industry, I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that Britney's shameless!' (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'Extra, Extra! This just in' (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'She's too big, now she's too thin' (you want a piece of me?)

I'm Miss American Dream, since I was seventeen
Don't matter if I step on the scene, or slip away to the Philippines
They still gon' put pictures of my derrière in the magazines
You want a piece of me? You want a piece-a piece of me?

You want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that Britney's shameless!' (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'Extra, Extra! This just in' (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'She's too big, now she's too thin' (you want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, that Britney's shameless!' (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'Extra, Extra! This just in' (you want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'She's too big, now she's too thin'

You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me?

OOps posted it at the bottom of the page....