I should get props for this bumpage!
Okay, new season of the AMERICAN Office-- Jim and Pam are dating! w00t! Dwight and Angela's relationship hits a snag too!
Funny quotes:
Michael Scott: Kelly, you're Hindu so you believe in Buddha.
Kelly: That's Buddhists.
Michael Scott: Are you sure?
Kelly: No
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Michael Scott: Okay, I have an announcement.
Oscar: You pushed Darryl out the window.
Michael Scott: No--
Phyllis: You shot Dwight.
Michael Scott: No, no. That is not funny, I love my employees. Even though, I hit one of you with my car-- for which I take whole responsiblity.
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And Kevin's delivery made this one awesome:
Kevin: Are you kidding me? Pam, and Jim, are hooking up. All they do is smile. They're just keeping it a secret. Right?
[pans to Oscar]
Oscar: I don't know. There is no evidence of intimacy. They've been in remarkably good moods, it could be other things.
Kevin: Are you kidding me!?
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Angela: Hey.
Dwight: Hey monkey.
Angela: Any problems?
Dwight: Well you left the TV on, and your cat is dead.
Angela: What!?
Dwight: Sparkles, the white one, is dead.
Angela: Sprinkles.
Dwight: That was the sick one, right?
Angela: Uh-hu. But I thought she had more time.
Dwight: No
Angela: Did she look... When you saw her how was she looking?
Dwight: Really dead. Like a... just a dead cat.
Angela: [sobbing]
Dwight: So... Hey come on, don't be sad, just... OK... just. She's in a better place.
Angela: Alright.
Dwight: Actually the place that she in is the freezer, because of the odor.
Angela: [still sobbing]
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And my fav exchange:
Angela: Pssst. I'm having relationship problems. And since you're always having relationship problems, I thought you'd be able to give me some advice.
Pam: What's wrong?
Angela: I have this crazy thought, that I know is crazy. That maybe Dwight killed my cat.
Pam: Hmm...
Angela: When I got home, Sprinkle's body was in the freezer where Dwight said he left her, but all my bags of frozen french fries had been clawed to shreds.
Pam: Ah.
Angela: Something's not right. The vets doing an autopsy.
Pam: Angela, I'm sorry.
Angela: Did Roy ever kill one of your cats?
Pam: I'm more of a dog person.
Angela: [sighs]
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