It's obviously that this is about Tom and Stephen Spielberg. I remember that film festival last year, it made me very uncomfortable. It was the moment when Tom gave Stephen that infamous penis hug:
Tom Cruise presents Steven Spielberg with an award, and a penis hug (07/15/2006)
Tom Cruise makes Steven Spielberg feel uncomfortable
I think Tom is a bit in love with Stephen:
Anyway, hilarious story. TC is such a nutcase, he's beyond hope. Poor Spielberg. The look on his face is priceless.