This is the bodyguard's story from
the Dail Mail.
Highlights for the TL, DR crowd:
*Britney uses meth and cocaine and has been caught several times doing those drugs by her bodyguards.
*Britney drinks Jack and Coke but insists it be put in cups as she thinks people won't notice she's drinking that way.
*Britney's schedule: wakes up at 1 pm in the afternoon, has Starbucks, goes tanning ("every day"), sometimes gets a manicure, eats junk food then goes out clubbing all night. Rinse and repeat.
*Britney does not have a driver's license and hasn't for some time. The bodyguards took her to get her license and she only got three questions right out of 35 on the written test then stomped out and never got as far as the driving test.
*Despite having no license and many bodyguards to drive her, Britney will take a car herself and put the kids in the backseat to drive around L.A. so she can get her picture taken.
*When the kids are with her, she'll drive into oncoming traffic, run red lights, and do illegal U-turns, causing the babies to scream and cry.
*She's been stopped by police and they make her get her out and have a friend or someone else with a license drive, but haven't given her a ticket.
*Britney has, on at least one occasion, driven without a license and with open liquor in the car.
*Before her House of Blues concert in Anaheim, her bodyguards had to track her down to a hotel room where she was locked up with Howie Day. They found her and Howie in their underwear in a filthy motel room with powder, straws, and a drug pipe laying around. They took her and trie to clean her up for that concert but she melted down instead and wasn't able to finish it. She then screamed out the window on the way home, "I'm a rock star!"
*Britney will frequently leave her house without security - they speculated it was to meet her drug dealer.
*Britney doesn't know how to change a diaper and doesn't know how to feed her kids. She's forgotten to get food for them and had to send out assistants to go fetch food.
*One of her bodyguards briefed the other bodyguards not to let Britney swim alone with the kids because there was a fear she'd let them drown.
*The bodyguards have had to take the babies away from her when she's been screaming at them for no reason.
*Britney holds the kids when they're not crying. If they start to cry she'll hand them to bodyguards or other staff because she can't deal.
*She has a huge house but takes the babies to the bodyguards' small security house on the property (which has a couch and a TV) because she tells security she "can't deal" with them.
*She goes out of restaurants and "can't find her car" even though it's where she left it.
*She makes her bodyguards take a picture of her every day and tell her how great she looks.
*Britney's "House Rules":
"Don't look at my butt when I'm not wearing underwear"
She walks around naked frequently, and the other "house rule" she gave her bodyguards was:
"When I'm naked, act coy and shy but don't enjoy it and be a pervert."
*He said "her kids love her" but "then again, they loved me too" as he spent more time watching them than Britney did.
*Britney's motto: "I'm Britney, bitch, I can do what I want."
*The bodyguard gives her two months before she loses the kids.
*The bodyguard thinks she has mental problems brought on by drug abuse but that her biggest problem is that she's "spoiled and been babied all her life." he gave the deposition in the hopes that she's finally forced to take responsibility for the kids, as he worries about their safety and thinks there's a major risk she will injure or kill the babies either purposefully or accidentally.