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DontMindMe · September 16th, 2007, 02:42 AM

The more I watch/read the news the more weird stories I hear. I thought it would be fun to make our own news stories. Please feel free to add your own. Here's mine:

Paris Hilton Pregnant with Santa Clause's Love Child: Gives Ho-Ho-Ho New Meaning

Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton has come forward today with news that she is pregnant, claiming the father is beloved delivery man and Christmas mascot Santa Clause. The couple were spotted getting cozy at North Pole hot-spot Rudolf's but Clause, a married man, claims they're just friends. Still, Hilton, 26 insists that Clause, 257 is infact the father and has released details of their affair saying quote: " yeah, we went out for like a month. I can see why he cheated on his wife, she's like fat and old and stuff. He smelled like cookies..."
Mrs. Clause could not be reached for comment.

September 16th, 2007, 02:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
DontMindMe Elite Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 6,505	Paris Hilton pregnant with Santa Claus' love child- gives Ho-Ho-Ho new meaning The more I watch/read the news the more weird stories I hear. I thought it would be fun to make our own news stories. Please feel free to add your own. Here's mine: Paris Hilton Pregnant with Santa Clause's Love Child: Gives Ho-Ho-Ho New Meaning Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton has come forward today with news that she is pregnant, claiming the father is beloved delivery man and Christmas mascot Santa Clause. The couple were spotted getting cozy at North Pole hot-spot Rudolf's but Clause, a married man, claims they're just friends. Still, Hilton, 26 insists that Clause, 257 is infact the father and has released details of their affair saying quote: " yeah, we went out for like a month. I can see why he cheated on his wife, she's like fat and old and stuff. He smelled like cookies..." Mrs. Clause could not be reached for comment.