[greysfang]

1. Which Tony nominee was actually relieved that he lost to that other Tony nominee rather than a third one he has an intense rivalry with? Who cares?

2. What movie star is a little less congenial—in fact, she's a demanding diva— now that her A-list status is a bit tarnished by the aging process Hollywood so despises? Sandra Bullock

3. What much younger actress—a TV star—mysteriously left a bedpan filled with pee-pee in her apartment, as the guy who took over the place found out to his distaste? Wild guess - Hayden Pantyairs

4. What French legend looks so damned good because she supposedly has a gold mesh wire implanted in her face to keep it all trés tight? Deneuve is the only French legend I can think of

5. What wacky singer flinches when asked if she feels she's influenced a current superstar? (She feels the superstar can't really sing and therefore the question is kinda insulting.) Alanis Morissette/Avril Lavigne, there have been many reports of this just because they are both Canadian and had hits about being an angry woman.

6. Which old-time movie star—a perennial screen virgin—actually slept with all her male co-stars except the two gay ones and the morally upright one? Sandra Dee

7. What sinewy guy spoke at that closeted gay's funeral, fueling rumors that the dead gay was a generous supporter of the sinewy guy when he started out? Gotta be Seacrest

8. Which soap star doesn't gain an ounce mainly because her husband threatens extra sadism if she does so? Clueless, I've never watched soaps.

9. What rapper with children can never help cruising the cute guys, boring into them with his eyes in between boring us with his attitude? No clue

10. What actress who's played a trannie bristles when asked about her size-11 feet? Felicity Huffman