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Old August 23rd, 2007, 09:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
Chilly Willy
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Default Star Magazine: Angelina Jolie has hepatitis

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Add "liver disease" to the list of reasons for Angelina Jolie being so skinny. Star Magazine claims that Angie weighs 90-pounds and is constantly dizzy and weak. Sources say Brad is telling friends and family that she's suffering from a condition that she will have to deal with for the rest of her life.

A friend of Brad's said that he “convinced Angelina to go see a doctor because he was afraid something was very wrong with her. She doesn’t have much of an appetite and is eating very little. Tests were run and Brad’s family were led to believe that her illness might be something like hepatitis, but since then he’s clammed up, I think he knows what’s wrong, but he’s keeping it from people.”

Angie is reportedly on medication for this condition which is making her extremely moody and putting a strain on her relationship with Brad.

“Angelina’s moods are up and down and often volatile. She’s lashed out at Brad telling him, “The only reason I’m with you is you’re a mother to the children!” Brad has a much more nurturing, maternal side to him than Angelina.”

Let's see....heroin addiction, anorexia, depression and now Hepatitis? Angie has been looking happy lately and working a lot which makes me think it's not some sort of deadly disease.

Maybe she caught the dreadful disease known as fugliness. She just needs to spend a few nights eating dinner at Claim Jumper and she'll be all set.


Source: Star Magzine via DListed

Another awesome story that Star made up. You gotta hand it to them, they have the creativity of a genius. The quote in bold is my favorite!!!!!
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A pack of roving bitches
are said to be witches
all the way from hell
their leader is Mel.
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