[Happy_Evil_Dude]

Let us assume that the guy she's talking to is the director.

DIRECTOR: So Jess, we're gonna have to redo that scene...And could you put a little more conviction in it please?
ALBA: Whaddaya mean redo the scene, that was my acting best! You should be so lucky as to get acting this good from someone else!
DIRECTOR with a sense of dawning horror: Holy crap! You really suck don't you?
ALBA: I know, that's how I got the part don't you remember ?
DIRECTOR: Huh? Damn girl! How stupid are you?! I wasn't talking about dick, but about your acting! You can't act for shit!
ALBA: Of course I don't, who'd want to act for that? I act for fame and money. But whatever I'm oscar-material regardless, go buy me a poney!
DIRECTOR: WTF???
ALBA: Shoo, shoo! Off you go!
Director walks off grumbling things like "sex wasn't even worth it, damn this herpes!" and "brought me over from France for this...career over..."