The highlight of his life would be to be in the pool, drunk, with the topless Britney from 4 years ago. This is just a drunken mistake he's probably embarassed to see publicized.. drunk, in a pool, with a topless has-been with saggy tits, two kids, and rugged beef curtains. :shudder:
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And who knows which is which and who is who.
Up and down.
But in the end it's only round and round.
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