Whenever one of these insane stories surfaces, I tend to believe they are exaggerated. But then, a couple of days later, I see the pix to prove it. Unbelievable.
She doesn't mind getting her picture taken while making out naked in a pool with a perfect stranger?
Don't ever complain about the paparazzi again, bitch!
The dude looks like Jim Carrey, by the way.
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So let's be killers babe,
make the great escape
from all the bitter words
of every crowded street and empty heart.
-Tom McRae-