Well duh! Like we couldn't guess that after she fell and broke her wrist like 10 times. The only reason she's not falling down these days is because she's built up a tolerance. Wasn't her last DUI like twice the legal limit? It takes dedication to build up a tolerance like that.
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 When you have a crush on someone, you fuck them! You don't marry them. Shit, you don't even kiss them. That's too complicated. You get on, get off and get out! -Michael K from Dlisted
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