[moomies]

I have no idea who this is but she's as bad, if not worse, as Bai Ling.




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Sheet Crock: Like you, we have absolutely no idea who Tess Smith is. Although she claims to be a screenwriter, our intensive two minutes of research failed to turn up any credits of substance. Still, she makes a valiant attempt to grab the spotlight at the Emmys by sleazing up the red carpet in this lurid loincloth-like creation that shows just what a girl can do with a bed sheet, a pair of scissors and a deep-seated need for attention. The ensemble is a carefully orchestrated catastrophe from the tip of Smith's peroxide pixie cut to middle of her pierced navel to the bottom of her clear heels, the class-act footwear of choice for exotic dancers and working girls the world over.