In the past two months, Life & Style and In Touch have published no less than four cover stories predicting or even announcing Brangelina's demise.
Citing things as mundane as motorcycle rides or (gasp!) solo outings with the kids, the reports might lead one to think that every tiny daily detail is a threat to the couple's happy home.
And yet today, while the Jolie-Pitts continue to vacation in France, Pitt's rep assures Usmagazine.com that the rumors are (once again) much ado about nothing. She tells Us, "these magazines continue to write lies about our clients to sell magazines."
Rest assured, Us readers, America's most famous family remains intact.
Wellll, thank ya jeebus - I can sleep again... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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