[TheMoog]

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

Technically this is correct, cuz she never STOPPED being Rachel Green.



What, not interested in re-chinning the ONLY role that made you a household hairstyle?

Wait, let me check your super busy film-shooting schedule to see if you might be able to squeeze this in.. hmmm. Well according to this, the only time you have free is THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.



.. because clearly that's been working.



Going backward is at least moving in SOME direction, instead of treading the waters of FAILURE.



How about acting like you have a career that doesn't involve posing with bottled water? That's reaching for the stars. Also, that you are an attractive woman with balanced features and sand-free vajayjay.

Big stretch.