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Originally Posted by DevilDoll2025
Jennifer Aniston has ruined the chances of a 'Friends' reunion by saying she will never play Rachel Green again.
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Technically this is correct, cuz she never STOPPED being Rachel Green.
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The Hollywood actress has scuppered chances of a TV special or movie version of the hit show by saying she isn't interested in reprising her role.
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What, not interested in re-chinning the ONLY role that made you a household hairstyle?
Wait, let me check your
super busy film-shooting schedule to see if you might be able to squeeze this in.. hmmm. Well according to this, the only time you have free is THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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A source said: "There have been whispers of a 'Friends' movie for a while now, especially with the 'Sex and the City' film finally getting the go-ahead.
"But it can't happen without Jen and she thinks 'Friends' has had it's time and she should move on with her film career.
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.. because clearly that's been working.
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"I think if they were given a chance the rest of the cast would probably go for it but Jen sees playing Rachel again - even in a film - as going back, not moving forward.
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Going backward is at least moving in SOME direction, instead of treading the waters of FAILURE.
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"She wants to earn respect as a movie actress in her own right and take on more serious roles to stretch her acting ability."
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How about acting like you have a career that doesn't involve posing with bottled water? That's reaching for the stars. Also, that you are an attractive woman with balanced features and sand-free vajayjay.
Big stretch.