I thought Bloom too, but he hasn't gained any weight, and he's not currently working in New England---England yes, but not
New England.
I'm going to go with Leo because I know he's filming a movie there, has always had a fluctuating waist line, and... eh, I don't think he looks cute with long or short hair.
He used to have that longish straight hair though, and some people made quite a stink when he went short. I think you either loved it or you hated it.