These kids are headed for the nearest psych ward. If having a Mommy who has screwed every wienie in the ballpark isn't enough, there is also enough coverage of her private areas to teach a class of future gynecologists everything they need to know.
Then there is daddy! Let's not forget him. He is a walking doodle pad. He has had a sorry reality show. His offstage antics have been more talked about than his music. For a holiday weekend, he smacks mommy and goes to the county HOtel for free. Clink clink..cuff cuff.
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