Waikiki, I find Elijah Wood strangely attractive too! Actually, I totally would've done any of the hobbits, big hairy feet and all.
I had a dream about Jonathan Rhys Myers last night, and though I've always thought him to be a complete and utter tosser, it was quite nice

Maybe because he sort of resembles a skinny Joaquin. Now I want to jump him. And then kick him in the crotch when I'm done for being an ass.