Why not let the whole entourage ride bikes cross country from one gig to the next? They could pull all that gear on a loaded wagon like the Amish.
And I can buy that her ass only needs one square of TP, since the amount she eats per day is probably only enough to squeeze out a few pebble turds, if indeed she goes number two at all aside from having it roto-rooted out of her instantly at the trendy high colonic joints.
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The more complicated the Starbuck's order, the bigger the asshole~G. Carlin
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