Looking VERY deeply into my crystal ball now ....
Lindsay Lohan is a shallowly closeted lesbian who's in love with parisite and she eats her nails from frustration and anxiety when paris does men .. plus long nails would cause lacerations to her vajayjay from the itching herpes that parisite has given all of hollywood...
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"Beyonce is a fast-moving ball of weave and destruction"
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