But sexiness, or unsexiness doesn't have to do with just looks. KFed isn't bad looking: he could clean up quite nicely, but a lot of his other characteristics are very unappealing.
The Donald does give off an ew vibe to me, but I gotta agree with Tater Tot. Pete Doherty is much grosser. He's the grossest "celebrity" I can think of off- hand. Just so, so