[Mel1973]

Yeah 80 was good.
but this tasty little tidbit really made me laugh!
[55] RONALDINHO
Goal getter
The world’s greatest soccer player is so ugly, even his action figure has buck teeth. Kissing him must be like getting kicked in the face by a donkey.
Oh, and this one about Jaz-Z: One young woman opined, “It’s like he’s got a lazy eye, only it’s his whole face.”
oh, and this one hurt me a little from the laughing:
[14] THE US SENATORS FROM MASSACHUSETTS
Capitol offenders

No Senate delegation has served the Unsexy constituency with such distinction as the moon-faced windbag Edward Kennedy and the high-haired highbrow John Kerry. What the hell happens when you get sworn in from New England? The judge administers the oath . . . and then whacks you in the head with the ugly stick?
Flavor Crystals!!! hahahahaha
[3] FLAVOR FLAV
Public Enemy

Here’s a thought that kept us company while we were compiling the list. You know the white, pasty flakes of sputum that collect at the corners of Flav’s mouth? (Flavor crystals, we’ve taken to calling them.) Where do those go when he makes out with his ladies?

I really thought Rosie would make the list....