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Old April 9th, 2007, 10:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I like the spin, it's hilarious.

1. People observing the show said she looked like a crackwhore. 500 people observed this.

"Jenna Jameson does not look like a crackwhore, and is just as shapely and beautiful as ever."

2. She left 45 mins early, and 500 people saw it.

"Jenna Jameson stayed the entire time and fulfilld her obligations."

3. Jenna Jameson caught on fire, died, then exploded, and 500 people saw it.

"jenna jameson is flame retardant, is in our office right now and has never, and would never, explode."

It's like they live on another planet.
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