[Chilly Willy]

Originally Posted by buttmunch

Does it occur to anyone that maybe Kat(i)e is a lesbian (perhaps a non-practicing one) and this marriage is perfect for both of them? I mean, the girl did hold out from having sex with her ex and was an apparently devout Catholic. And he did date Penelope Cruz for a few years, giving them both what they thought was a perfect cover. Perhaps this is Kat(i)e's way of avoiding the issue altogether? Or am I just talking out my ass?

Not at all, buttmunch. Remember those pix of Katie and Posh in Paris? They looked like a lesbian couple. Katie sets of my gaydar. One possible explanation why she's with Tom. This way she can have a baby, a "husband", a bigger carreer. A win win situation.

Oh, and Brooke is just bought by Scientology. We'll hear from her amazing first auditing sessions in no time.