Does it occur to anyone that maybe Kat(i)e is a lesbian (perhaps a non-practicing one) and this marriage is perfect for both of them? I mean, the girl did hold out from having sex with her ex and was an apparently devout Catholic. And he did date Penelope Cruz for a few years, giving them both what they thought was a perfect cover. Perhaps this is Kat(i)e's way of avoiding the issue altogether? Or am I just talking out my ass?
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Comic Barry Crimmins was asked, "Since you criticize the USA so much, why don't you go live somewhere else?" His response would be, "What? And be a vicitim of American foreign policy?"
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