JLo and Marc Anthony on the Rocks
March 12 2007 7:55 AM
Jenny from the Block and her warlock husband
Marc Anthony aren’t as magically in love as their public facade would have you believe. According to
Page Six,
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are lovey-dovey in public, but insiders say they’ve hit a rough patch in their marriage. “There was a fight on New Year’s Eve… There was a fight after she performed at the Super Bowl, and when she had an album-listening party in Miami two months ago, there was an issue.” A friend of both said, “They fight, sure, but everyone fights.” A rep for Lopez said, “They’re fine.”
I heard they argue about his insisting she call him “Morlune of the Shadowed Remains” while they’re doing it. And about his love of Brylcreem and all things greasy and unattractive. Being legally tethered to the ugliest man on Earth isn’t exactly a basket of fucking fruit, you know. It’s more like a big basket of “Magic: the Gathering” and “regret.”
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