Jessica's deal with devil was at birth - thanks to big poppa...
Nick will not be marrying that starfucker Vanessa....
He will not reconcile with Jessica....
John Mayer is a slimy, uglo - but he isn't doing Jessica, he might be doing her dad or her dad has pictures of him fucking a goat - there's something that the simpson's have on him that's making him go along with this charade because this shit will NOT help his career (he's on the downhill slide, anyway).....
In the end, Nick will laugh longer and harder than any of them - he should dump Vanessa and marry some sweet homegrown gal (like he THOUGHT Jessica was) and just get the hell out of the public eye and make him some babies....
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to that point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation. Dorothy Parker .. of course...
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