Yeh she seems to be doing a great job on her own of stuffing things up nicely. Maybe KFed is embarrasssed by all the goings on. Surely he cant have been anything but mortified when those knickerless photos were shown. Maybe he should do a rap song about that.
"I'm looking at the girl in the car,
With her legs wide open and a big scar,
Who can that be I cant see her face,
But legs and gash are all over the place.
Oh no, its Brit, that skanky lil whore,
Used to be married to er once before,
Think I'll get me a job as a Taco bellboy,
Better than being Brits little toy,
I'm a shithouse rapper and shithouse dad,
But being rich and famous aint so bad,
I'm talking to ya,
This is the shit,
With this song going down,
gonna be a big hit.
I was KFed, now Im just Fked."
My first attempt at a parody of a rap song.
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